*fake southern sass*

consider: the girls being dicks and working duck puns into casual conversation whenever jacobi’s around

“Man, Kepler’s being a real ducktator today.”

“I know, I think Hilbert’s gonna quack under the pressure…”

Looking awkward as hell in my Commander Renée Minkowski cosplay. No one recognized me but I had a lot of fun! Bonus:

oh you love the cold unforgiving void of space? name 5 of their albums

Skin’s still a bit red so it’s time for liberal application of the Noir filter

I love my Wolf 359 tattoo, guys.

Dr.Kepler: The One You Crave™

a.k.a: i painted a w359 discord shitpost

I have a tattoo now. Tattoos are cool.

wolf 359 has only been over for a week and i already miss eiffel

… sorry kids, i don’t think “hey, destroying all of humanity sounds, uhhhhhhhhhh, bad.” counts as a redemption arc, and i’m not about to go all severus snape on warren j. dickbag.

legend says that if you play wolf 359 at double speed, colonel warren kepler speaks at the speed of a normal fucking human

I started listening to Wolf 359 last week!!! I’m on ep 48, so I’m almost caught up… sorry, but I really like the OG crew and having a hard time warming up to the newer characters…. these are just some quick rough doodles of what I think everyone looks like! 

I love Eiffel and Hilbert… :T

… speaking of anniversaries.

you’ll have to forgive me if i’m not on the “aww isn’t kepler just so sweet” train this week, but… y’know…

My attempts at drawing doug eiffel. hes very much modeled after his voice actor lol

what would happen if you combined funzo and dnd 

ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL! 

The Official Wolf 359 soundtrack, specifically remastered by the man, the myth, the legend, the otamatone whisperer himself, @cowpocalypse, is up on Bandcamp for your listening pleasure!

It often goes without saying, because if we started trying we just wouldn’t stop, but Alan’s music is absolutely, completely, 1001% what holds Wolf 359 together. It makes the show. We’re so, so excited for you all to have access to this soundtrack, because, apart from all the silly shenanigans it’s played under, Alan’s work is an artistic achievement all on its own. We hope you enjoy. Episode 57 will be out later tonight.