American Vandal (2017–present)

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Four years ago, I marched off to fight a liar’s cause. I came home to nothing. I was Robin of Loxley! Now, I really don’t care what I am.  Robin Hood (2018) dir. Otto Bathurst

And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time till touch down brings me round again to find. I’m not the man they think I am at home. I’m a rocketman.  Taron Egerton as Sir Elton John in Rocketman (2019) dir. Dexter Fletcher

He’s a master of disguise.

Holmes and Watson (2018) dir. Etan Cohen

Music in Film: Paddington (2014) dir. Paul King - music supervision by Matt Biffa

I’m the stupid robot? Next Gen (2018)

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

The Untitled Kingsman Movie will hit theatres on November 8, 2019. Matthew Vaughn will return to write and direct the third installment. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE!  A Year in Review – (21 September 2017) 

Evan Peters in American Animals