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Undying Captain

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Selective Indie Multi Fish Rp Blog, Written By: Kaz
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If the infant monster had any notion of the vitriol that was aimed in their direction, they gave no indication of it, the tail wags only getting faster when the hissing scientist looked their direction, the flopped over pawing at the blanket getting slightly more frantic when they were addressed.
They didn’t move any closer however, just raised their head and gave a tiny yip of a bark, tongue lolling out in a pant, even such slight motions exhausting for the tired, hungry pup.
Their head dropped back onto the blanket, tail still wagging, but quiet aside from the occasional impatient whine, lids closing slowly over glazing amber eyes, soon falling into a light doze, front paws twitching.
It wasn’t long after the pup had fallen asleep that the captain made his return, this time not bothering to give his signature knock, as he knew he was expected back, pushing the heavy wood door open and shutting it against the snow flurries that whirled their way inside, powdering the floor white.
In his arms was a box of formula and a stacked bundle of blankets, dusted over with snow. Noticing the baby was fitfully sleeping, he gave his soulmate an acknowledging two finger salute before pulling off his boots to quiet his steps, setting them beside the doorway.
Quietly making his way into the living area, he carefully pulled the grate over the hearth and added a few logs to the waning fire, along with some kindling to entice it to grow large enough to consume its main fuel source. Replacing the grate, he hung the frosted blankets up on the empty laundry pole to dry and warm them by the fire.
With that done, he took the box of formula into the adjoining kitchen, adding water and a sizable amount of magic to it before utilizing the beaker in his inventory, pouring the mixture into it from the mixing cup with a hearty shake, and letting it sit atop a lit burner to warm.
Once he was sure the milk was warmed sufficiently, he affixed the bottle topper to it with some difficultly, testing both the temperature, and the topper’s ease of yield before shutting off the burner and returning to the bedroom, grabbing one of the warmed blankets on his way.
Pressing a consolatory kiss atop his scrunched up partner’s head, he lowered himself onto the bed and scooped up the drowsy kit, quickly burrito-ing it in the warm blanket and smoothly slipping the topper into its mouth when it opened to admit a grumpy whine.
It wasn’t long before the baby had latched and was contently suckling, Erebus letting out a sigh as he carefully cradled it in one arm, holding the beaker slightly aloft with the other hand so the formula could be easily accessed pooled at the top.
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“Lucky we sorted out the bottle. The formula came with a topper, but nothing else.. there were some baby blankets that came with the donation though, so at least I can get my scarf back.”
He glanced up to his grouchy soulmate with a playful smirk.
“Seems you handled things just fine. Wasn’t gone too long, was I?”

She felt utterly ridiculous hissing at a pathetic whelp of a creature on her chair, like some spooked housewife over a mouse! Raising her head upward in a prideful motion, she crossed her arms over her chest.

“Don’t expect me to having a single thing to do with you, snow runt! Put that tongue away and roll over.” she made a shooing motion with her hand. Desperately wanting to go back to her book and tinkering, to forget the frozen overgrown rat even existed.

She’d have to wash her bedding AND his scarf. The creature could be a carrier of some sort of disease or something else that was horrid. She pulls her gloves up more out of habit and considers retrieving the scarf from the little heathen, when he mate returns from his expedition. 

Again, there are times where he is far too quiet. She shifts back into a comfortable position, hugging her knees to her chest and continuing to glare at the small creature.

Though she gets distracted quickly by the ease and grace of the motions of her mate. Being reminded that infant care was something only she was a stranger to. Out of the two of them.

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Something that maybe under different circumstances...she would’ve known quite well. Not maybe. She knew the other circumstances, and it made her blood boil over every time she even thought about it.

She’d gotten a little too caught up in her thoughts, so much so that at first she hadn’t processed that she was being directly spoken to for a moment. 

“I’m sure your length of absence was fine. I don’t have specifics, I was busy watching that thing.” she grumbles, fins folding against the sides of her head. 

“OF COURSE I MANAGED!” she barked, letting out a huff. “I was a highly regarded royal scientist! I can handle watching a mere infant!” Despite her scoffing, she’s more tucked into herself than before. “That being said...I don’t think it enjoyed your absence very much. It started getting...antsy.” she replied before haughtily spinning her chair around. Glad to have gotten the upgrade for this very purpose.

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“We’ll need to wash everything tomorrow and that thing probably needs a bath as well. Considering you’ve been out this long, You’re most likely due one as well.” she states firmly, putting things on her desk away and disposing of her gloves into their washing bin.

Instead choosing something that required less focus and caution. Shuffling the deck of cards in her hands absent mindedly.

“And don’t even think for a moment that I am sleeping near that thing. If you want a tiny cuddle buddy then it’s all yours.” She’d sleep on the damn floor if she had to. Thankfully, it was not required. The cabin had a pullout bed. She just hadn’t needed use of it.

Until now.

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Don’t laugh or it’ll be the last thing you ever do..
It was always a challenge in and of itself to smother any legitimate or nervous laughter when his soulmate got so animated in her frustration or anger, even more so when she growled or hissed like a territorial cat, but he was well practiced in masking his emotions in an icy exterior.
And it also helped that he felt, well.. somewhat guilty for being the catalyst for this particular explosive display, but its not as if he could have left that helpless little fluff in the cold. It was supposed to drop below freezing tonight, there was no way it would have survived the night in those conditions.
He was ready when the beaker was shoved at him, thankful that her equipment was reinforced glass or it likely wouldn’t have survived the rough treatment, nodding his head and carefully stowing it in his inventory to safeguard it from the cold of the outside.
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“Crystal clear, as you always are, my dearest. I’ll be back in a flash.”
Leaning over, he pressed an apologetic kiss to her cheek with a small chuckle when it prompted another irritated growl and glower in his direction, holding his gloved hands up in mock surrender and turning to head out the door, careful to firmly shut it after him to keep any of the chill or soft snow flurries from being whisked inside the warmed cabin.
As soon as the captain was gone, said fluff in the bundle of scarf nosed their head out of the fold of cloth, peering up at their disgruntled nanny with elongated ears perked up in curiosity, tiny tail making the makeshift blanket move with hesitant wags, flopping over on their belly.
A tiny snout snuffled a bit at the blankets from their new position, one fluffy paw leaving the safety of the scarf to paw in her direction with a quiet whine, then another kitten sneeze.

She huffs, rubbing at her cheek the irritation spike was not something she’d needed today.

She leans back more into her chair a new, pinching the bridge of skin between her eyes. Leaning forward and glaring down at the floor. Honestly, what had he been thinking? Bringing a baby here of all places.

It would have been much better under someone else’s supervision. It wasn’t like there weren’t plenty of monsters that were capable of watching a child for the night that wouldn’t kill it.

Hell he could have even given it to Charlie! 

But no, her typically frosted partner had decided to be a bleeding heart and bring in the foreign creature without even consulting her on it! And to make things worse put the blasted thing on THEIR bed!

And now was feeding IT, and more than likely she was going to be expected to sleep near the damn thing thing. which meant it was going to touch her!

Disgusting. Vile.

Fins twitch at the quiet whine and she brings her gaze up to the creature, glowering at it with the venom in her soul as physically possible.

“What? What is it? You expect me to cater to your whims? Is that it? Well, you have another thing coming you pest!” She hisses, bringing her legs up to her chest in the chair in case the small fluff ball tried to lunge for her.

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“Don’t make those noises at me! and certainly don’t wag your tail! I don’t like you. Stay right there. You’re blasted hero will be back with my beaker in a few moments. SO be patient!” she replies, scrunching into herself with another growl, honestly part of her had half a mind to dust the thing. But there was no good reasoning that she could come up with to do so.

And if she lied, he’d know and then he’d be upset.

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When he finally turned to face his soulmate’s direction, his figurative breath caught for a moment, feeling the rush of irritation batter against their mended bond as her narrowed gaze fell upon the bundle cradled against his chest, her hackles already raised as she spat the question he knew, she already knew the answer to, wincing slightly at the sound of splintering wood giving way under her claws.
Well.. so much for easing into this.
With a weary sigh, the beleaguered captain carefully shifted aside the top fold of his scarf that was currently being utilized as a blanket, revealing the still shivering child that was curled within, a tiny snout and long ears perking up with a small kitten sneeze, amber eyes peeking out at the fish monster, with a hesitant wag of a tufted tail.
“I found them in the woods, a short hike away from the encampment. I plan on tracking down the parents in the morning. Likely scold them for being so careless. They are.. very young. Could have frozen overnight.”
Though he was clearly still nervous, he spoke matter-of-factly, pushing through his frozen paralysis at the door and stepping into the cabin properly, boots making sharp retorts against the wood flooring as he approached his mate’s work area, gently depositing the bundle atop the bed, meeting the other’s scornful gaze head-on.
“Mind keeping an eye on them? I need to go back out.. see if I can find any formula in the food donations. If its mixed with magic, it should suffice as nourishment. Is there anything here that can be a substitute for a bottle?”
He took charge of the tense situation as he usually did, brokering no argument that the baby would be cared for during its stay with them, as much as he knew his mate would rather have nothing to do with it.
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“Rina.. glaring at it won’t make it disappear. Please, just work with me here.”
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Even with the explanation being given to her, she still felt irritability swirling in her chest. and a hiss left her the moment the child had been brought through the threshold into her workspace and put upon the bed. 

Annoyance spiking further at the look she was met with, words not needing to be exchanged for the message of ‘This isn’t a negotiable situation’.

If it was something to discuss then she wasn’t going to hold back the waves of fury that were swirling around her soul at the moment. And she hoped he felt every fucking ounce of it through their bond.

HER. Keep an eye on that thing?! Use one of her precious equipment as a mere baby bottle? A growl leaves her lips as her glare moves from the infant toward her mate as he makes his request for cooperation.

Very stiff moments are made as she gestures toward the bundle upon her bed, widening her eyes for extra emphasis before she manages to growl out a response through gritted teeth.

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“It’s still breathing isn’t it?! I think I’m working with you plenty already Ere’.” she lets out another hiss as she grabs a clean beaker from the shelf, thrusting it out toward his chest.

Thankfully her breakers weren’t as fragile as most tended to be, elsewise she was sure she would have been gripping broken glass.

“TAKE IT. SEARCH. and then get back here as soon as physically fucking possible. DO NOT. leave me alone with this thing for longer than absolutely necessary. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?” her voice shifts in volume as she attempts to verbally contain the boiling pot that was her emotions at the moment. 

Once the beaker is taken from her, she spins her chair around toward the bed and promptly drops down into it. Now locking her gaze onto the bundle. She’d watch the creature but that was it!

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It’d been quite awhile since she had taken the time to merely tinker with concoctions, something to idly pass her time while she waited for her significant other to return from his patrols.

A good opportunity to actually use the herbal book he’d gotten her not too long ago. Sure she didn’t exactly require the use of poisons now a days but one could never be too careful.

A good way to be rid of some annoyances if she ever decided they had annoyed her enough to be terminated permanently.

She glances out the window of her cabin, moving her gaze to the thermostat in the corner of her window. Shivering reflexively from the cold temperature. If there was one thing she utterly despised about this time of year it was how cold it got.

Ironic considering her mate tended to be as chilly as the outside. But that was what plenty of blankets were for. She’d gained quite the collection of them during the course of time. Meaning she had quite the ideal nest of blankets for chilly times such as these.

That, and the heating system with a few adjustments had become quite handy.

It’s the knock that she knows all too well that has her pausing in her fiddling. being careful to put the mixtures away in their proper containment requirements. giving him plenty of time to shuffle in and get comfortable.

However, it appears he’s still at the door. Why is that?

These ponderings bring her gaze down to the bundle against his chest, and she feels her entire body go cold. as if the outside had shot into her cabin and frozen it over. 

Her eyes narrow slightly as she brings her gaze back up to the skeleton against the door, slowly rising out of her chair, claws digging into the wood slightly.

“What is that?”

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Anonymous asked:

so cool to see activity! so many of the undertale blogs I used to follow are dead now. I have a potentially fun question for the school, or shiver? whatever. how did you first meet your skele boi?

"Well I kinda met him when I was like a guppy. My folks used to be friends with his folks but uh....my memory isn't so great from back then."

DYNE

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"I mean, it's been a long time but I first met him when we were really small. My folks used to be friends with his back when they were around but after things....happened. My memory around that isn't that great. My clear memory is when he was the weird little guy that kept bringing me food at the dump."

NERIDA

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"First of all, ain't no school or shiver. Don't lump me together with them. Secondly, I technically didn't officially meet him in a way that counts as important till I got in a fight wit' 'em at the bar."

SELEN

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"Through an....ex, and later on through work!"

SERINA

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"He was my lab partner for quite some time. So I suppose work."

ATHENA

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"In the thralls of war! A blood soaked battle field! that's also how I got this scar!" she excitedly points to a rather nasty looking scar. "He was so scary! In a handsome way~"

CARINA

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The sign reads, "I've known Nova for a really long time! Since I was a guppy."

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Anonymous asked:

she looks happy and healthy! you've done a great job as parents. but if she was born in 2018.. doesn't that make her four? or is she an end year baby? also, do monster kids age differently than humans? four or five seems old for preschool.

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"Wait....hold up, I'm awful with math..." she holds up a finger and seems to pull her phone out giving a few taps to screen and squinting at it.

"Nah, okay. I had it right. She turns four this year. She was born December 20th 2018."

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"I mean...the internet says kids start preschool anywhere from 3 to 4 years old. Also yeah monsters entire maturity process is different from humans. One of our years is like five for you guys." "A lot of us don't really know our like real birthdays in the first place due to being underground for so long, so age kinda tends to be based on your cognitive development and maturity." "So, we've been going by human years for Lulu cuz that's how we've been celebrating birthdays and stuff. She's pretty much on par with a human kiddo cognitively. she can blab your ear off, run around all that stuff."

“At least in the sense of like, when you guys ask how old she is, because technically in monster years. she’s not even one yet. thus why our classifications are different on maturity stages.”

“Kinda like how you guys focus on like physical growth or whatever, we look at the soul. does any of that make sense?....if not I’m sure one of the science gals can explain it better than I can.”

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Anonymous asked:

has sans × undyne always been your otp mun? or just is now??

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First of all, I was not expecting an explosion in my inbox from like two questions getting answered holy jeepus.

To actually answer this uh....

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IF I'm honest I didn't really have Undertale ships when I first discovered it, except for Papyton but that was mostly cuz the art was really cute if you get what I mean, like one of those ships like you like for the fan art cuz the original characters have had very little to no interaction.

SansDyne wasn't something I started shipping until I started writing for Undyne back in 2017. and it wasn't something I even planned either. I had just talked about wanting to try writing for Undyne and then got encouraged by my Snas Mun (@punnybonessnas) to give it a shot.

Decided we wanted to have them interact and then after awhile of going back and forth and feeling chemistry in the writing, she asked if I'd be interested in giving shipping a go.

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Five years and like a ridiculous amount of AU's later, I am still writing ships with Bean and am still in SansDyne hell and there is no pulling me out of this pit.

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Undyne, did you ever have your baby?

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"I was pregnant three years ago......where have you been? Calluna's like three. gonna be going to preschool like next year." She emphasizes her point by picking up the giggling skelefish toddler and holding her up lion-king style.

"Whole ass kiddo, popped out the bubble back in 2018."

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Anonymous asked:

heyyy nerida, have u heard of fellsweep? your husbone is in the finals for sexiest au sans. any comment about that?

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"Fell....sweep? honestly, if ya didn't explain 'ta me what the fuck you just said I would’ve thought it was another weird ass AU in the making. So thanks for the elaboration.”

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"I mean...I already know he’s the hottest little shit. Mama’s got taste. Though guess this means I knew what was sexy before you losers. HA! There’s yer comment.”

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Undyne, ever gotten stuck chasing after your much smaller mate, and/or daughter? (Playplaces, bouncy house, etc?)

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"Yes....chasing after my mate and or daughter. Mhm." She totally didn't get stuck because she wanted to check it out and wasn't going to let her adult body keep her from experiencing the thrills of an obstacle course.

SHE TOTALLY DIDN'T DO THAT.

No way.

She's WAAAAY to mature to do that.

Nor did she break said play place to get out and totally wasn't banned from a human food place for awhile because of this.

Nope. Not at all.

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