Commission for @sidestepping <3
i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually
emrys/astarion + gale/lakhesis. sick in the head a bit
hes just standing there... menacingly!!
—Frank Bidart, excerpt of "To The Dead", in Half-Light
I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
@askweisswolf also tagged me in a WIP Whenever so! Happy Sidestep Saturday I guess!!!! Tentative babyStep designs be upon ye
devotion.
ATTENTION WRITERS!!!
Gonna put Dubhàn here as BG3 Baby n°2... Behold, a really really nice lad who will fuck it up so bad by helping the wrong sexy guy become a god. Never trust idealism etc etc
More Proof of Life from Baby n°2 as they hurtle full pelt towards disaster. A little run-down: no tadpole in their head still, they're so lovely (and so bad at persuasion) Astarion ended up fucking off seething, and their little wizard has never lost more than 15% of his HP count in a fight because they're the best bodyguard this side of Faêrun. What could go wrong with stats like that?
(actually I have some short writing here about what goes wrong if you're compelled but like. Too niche to do a full post methinks.)
*giggling and kicking my feet* there is an old and terrible wound festering inside me
Boys who are friends or whatever
chris julia formalwear death
for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter