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go get'em, tiger!

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PETER "SHITPOST" PARKER // A DIVERGENT BLOG BY ALFIE
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Soft Sentence Starters

bc i need inspiration

  • “I’ll protect you.”
  • “You always duck away when you smile.”
  • “Like I expected, you’re much comfier than my pillow.”
  • “I’m nervous too.”
  • “Do you like it?”
  • “Let me hug you.”
  • “Piggy back ride?”
  • “I want to kiss all of the freckles on your cute face.”
  • “Can you keep holding my hand, please?”
  • “Wait, the tears are good tears?”
  • “I think you look cuter with me.”
  • “I won’t forget this moment.”
  • “This is where we first met isn’t it?”
  • “I’ve always wanted to thank you, but was never sure how.”
  • “If you’re happy then okay.”
  • “Let’s share.”
  • “It wouldn’t be the same without you.”
  • “Everything ends up being about you somehow.”
  • “It tastes like…. You tried…. I’ll eat it. It’s a good attempt. Really.”
  • “Why are you hiding against me like this?”
  • “I heard you weren’t having that great of a day… These are your favorite candies, right?”
  • “Ah, the puppy dog face. Check mate, huh?”
  • “Quit poking my sides; you know I’m ticklish!”
  • “Your hair is sticking out everywhere. Cute.” 
  • “Wait, let me get a picture of you there.”
  • “If you need my shoulder, or my hand, or a hug-”
  • “Kiss me again.”
  • “I’m sorry, but it was too funny for me to intervene.”
  • “It doesn’t matter what they think, I just care about what you think.”
  • “You can ask me as much as you want, I’ll say I love you each time.”
  • “I’m glad you were here with me.” 
  • “That trip looked hilarious– but also kinda painful; you okay?”
  • “I called you because I can’t fall asleep.”
  • “I let you win.”
  • “You look good in it.”
  • “Don’t look away from me.”
  • “I’m not jealous, I’m just practicing my pout.”
  • “I just want to hug you.”
  • “You’ve kissed me like fifty times today.”
  • “You love me.”
  • “Can we be alone for a bit?”
  • “The stars wish they were as bright as you.”
  • “You make me cliche, but I love it I guess.”
  • “I’d feel better if you kissed me.”
  • “You’re overthinking– I’m yours. That’s all I want to be.”
  • “You’re my favorite.”
  • “You want to take another selfie?”
  • “I’d let you if you asked.”
  • “Since it’s you, I’m gonna let it go.”
  • “My only regret is not telling you I loved you sooner.”

send a sentence and a name!! x

#.hmmm#.HMMMMMMM#.txt
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viisxon asked:

🃏🎰

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CHILDHOOD FRIEND + IMAGINARY FRIEND AU
“It’s not that I don’t love New York I just hate Manhattan.“
God only knew how that boy ended up in Upper East Side. All it took was one wrong subway, one wrong turn, and hewas lost to all knowledge. Only temporarily, however. See,Peter Parker was impeccably good at getting lost. Luckilyfor him, that meant he was equally skilled at finding his way h o m e.
“Time Square is full of tourists, yuppies, n’ bad pizzawhy would anyone ever go there?” The child went onand on an on telling his favorite toy e x a c t l y how he felt.A coping mechanism for traveling alone on the subway.Never once looking up until he’d climbed the steps of the station, and stepped into the open air of the city’smost coveted borough. 
“Uh oh, Vis.” Peter stuffed the toy into his coat pocket.Staring in awe of the lights before him, “This isn’t Astoria.”
#.BITCH#.I WILL WRITE BABY PETER FOR ONE (1) REASON#.this randomized consecutively and i SCREAMED
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Send 🃏 And I’ll Generate An AU From The List Below!

Send  🎰 for a combination of two or three of them!

  1. Android AU
  2. War/Military AU
  3. Apocalypse AU
  4. College AU
  5. Fairytale AU
  6. Afterlife AU
  7. Genderbent AU
  8. Steampunk AU
  9. Doctor AU
  10. Actor AU
  11. Criminal AU
  12. Reincarnation AU
  13. Pirate AU
  14. Royalty AU
  15. Wild West AU
  16. Mafia AU
  17. Mythology AU
  18. Sorcery/Wizard AU
  19. Supernatural AU (as in creatures, monster hunters, demon hunters; not the show)
  20. Angels/Demons AU
  21. Childhood AU
  22. Single Parent AU
  23. Arranged Marriage AU
  24. Prison AU
  25. Superhero AU
  26. Supervillain AU
  27. Vampire AU
  28. Werewolf AU
  29. Spy AU
  30. Time Travel AU
  31. Space Travel AU
  32. Professor/Teacher AU
  33. Treasure Hunter AU
  34. Artist AU
  35. Baker AU
  36. Florist AU
  37. Tattoo Artist AU
  38. Stripper AU
  39. Prostitute AU
  40. Lawyer AU
  41. Guardian Angel AU
  42. Runaway AU
  43. Secretly Dating AU
  44. Soulmate AU
  45. Roommates AU
  46. Imaginary Friend AU
  47. Biker AU
  48. Shapeshifter AU
  49. Musician AU
  50. Greaser AU

[feel free to add other AUs to the list!]

#.this is 100000% how to get in my life tbh#.memes
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spiderwcman-aa asked:

“You can’t keep eating Cheetos and marshmallows. It’s not good for you.”

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“Don’t hate me ‘cause you ain’t me, sweetheart. It’s not cute.” Broadcasting from across the table, Peter took the goddamn liberty of putting his feet upat the end of his patrol. Absolutely no qualms againstgiving his tween-age daughter absolute hell as she dovenose deep into a hearty spread of homework.

Chopsticks weren’t the most traditional means of silverware,especially not with snack food. But this was a householdfar from traditional. Old habits from old friends would not fadeanytime soon. Not when he didn’t want to get his gloves dirty.One by one he polished off the bag marked SURVIVAL MIX, metabolism still tearing through his pantry at the supple age of thirty-something. 

T w o marshmallows remained and he opted out for the ultimate sacrifice. Throwing one at his child. 

“Are you done yet ?”

#.my c h i l d#. MY BABY GIRL? MY WHOLE WORLD? ( mayday )
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