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My escape from reality

@keepcalmandf-ckoff / keepcalmandf-ckoff.tumblr.com

Sam. she/her. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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dere you go

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

yAy

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post-and-out

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

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fan-troll

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

Remember when we made these.

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

omg the recipe

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How is it is supposed to work: your emotions are a response to your situation and surroundings. It is OK to feel the emotion. Now take that emotion and use your logical brain to decide which parts of the emotion fit the facts of the situation and which do not and why, and how you're going to respond to said emotions (which is what tweet said, and what therapists say)

How people seem to interpret it: any emotional reaction is perfectly fine and I am not responsible for what I do out of emotion.

The "How it is supposed to work" part is really great, took me long enough and a therapist to figure that.

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redead-red

watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

  • put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work
  • open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk
  • put in the movie
  • gdi it has to be rewound
  • press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way
  • start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning
  • FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie
  • and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

  • QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Okay crisis averted.
  • although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....
  • better turn up the volume...

THX

Posts you can hear

Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭

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Multiple people have said VIBES and my brain is actually melting.

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vaspider

I'm so confused that "by subject" isn't one of the basic choices.

You know, you have your shelf of gay books, your shelf of Jewish books, your shelf of gay Jewish books, your shelf of art books, your shelf of Scion RPG books, your shelf of Chronicles of Darkness RPG books, your shelf of the RPG books you wrote on or backed on Kickstarter but never play because you only play CofD and Scion, your shelf of comics trades, your shelf of gay comics, and miscellaneous.

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katy-l-wood

Exactly what I was saying! Subject/genre is, I thought, one of the main ways of doing it???

I'm just so proud of everyone who has actually gotten their books up on shelves instead of rifling through the boxes I thought I put those books in when I moved house. Last year.

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speedlimit15

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band

Turn ON the sound

AMAZING

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katsdom

Slow down, turn on the sound and take a couple of minutes to enjoy this!

I think Vivaldi would have been tickled by this as he actually wrote so much of his music for an all girl orphanage/school. So to see a group of girls still playing his music hundreds of years later?!?!?! On an instrument he'd never seen?!?!?!

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