negative ass

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

does anybody know what happens if im jumping and popping at the same time

DO NOT DO THIS

it makes chlorine gas

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A SONG ATTACHED TO THIS MEME N I WAS LIKE “lol ok it can’t b that bad. It’s prob just some generic sounding pop and people were mad about it being generic…” *Song starts playing after loading for 5 seconds*

HOOOOLLLLYYYY FUCK

Went thru the tags here are some faves:

no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open

if you hear me going “haugh.” or perhaps “augh” every so often and see me doubling over. well. Don’t even worry about it.

this is one of my favorite videos in the world

Hiiii ^_^ please no blunt damage against me

Just saw a cat breeder website with graphic design so good that I audibly wheezed "YES" upon opening the page

WIZARDGATE

not if he was circumcised on krypton under their red star. geez.

love this post so far

Having a special interest will have me saying shit like "this pizza is like the one from Breaking Bad"

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage