pedantic rambling

Ask yourself: what’s good about this moment right now? Is the sun out? Can you hear birds? Are you drinking coffee? Can you smell freshly cut grass? Is your bed soft and warm? These little things are oh so precious and yet seem so arbitrary.

common misconception; unfortunately he is only the emperor of japan's caterpillars

Another common misconception: Japan's caterpillars have a parliamentary system, the Emperor is a figurehead only

so, little vent under the cut

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

watching the realization publicly dawn in real time in the comments is fucking amazing

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I DIDN’T KNOWWWW

you used to have to keep fires going alllllll the time and i bet thats why theres always some dude at the bonfire who really fucks with keeping the fire going. instincts deep within their minds of a purpose long since lost

is it cool if I invite my decapitated head

The axe/shotgun: this is still the same tool for chopping firewood, but with a cartridge amplifier.

Item: axe that uses shotgun cartridges to add power to its strikes

from: the artificer

to: my barbarian friend, with love

keeping wild animals as pets is bad. except me. let me into your house

have been losing my shit over the fact that 1. there's a passage in polybius's history where he tells us that the tyrant demetrius of phalerum once made a giant mechanical snail to parade through athens and trail slime everywhere 2. people have been trying to figure out how this massive snail worked since at least 1937

do you think wizards have spelling bees

……?

this isnt a set up for a joke i mean like. wizard child goes up to the podium.

"your spell is fire"

"pratical application?"

"lighting stuff on fire"

"....right. uhhhh"

(casts lightning)

"that is incorrect"

"BUT IT DID CATCH FIRE

okay that makes a little more sense but also not a spelling bee OH WAIT SPELLS LIKE SPELL

this could work but definitely not with something like "fire". more like:

"your spell is Hoodlum's Bedazzling Cloak"

"practical application?"

"aggressive stealth"

"....right. uhhhh"

(casts flash bang)

"that is incorrect"

"BUT IT DID MAKE ME UNSEEN

Today I told my wife that I had a post go viral on tumblr and she said, "Did all twelve people on tumblr like it?"

For reference, OP is John Green

Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be