I asked for a star; you gave me a galaxy

New jobs are fun because you’re asking questions like ummmmm how do you open. A door

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

incredibly fucked up you can put off things for “tomorrow” and then. and then tomorrow comes

alien bro doing a react stream on the paleogene extinction

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there's this guy

Nothing wrong with me

hot take: the real golden age of cinema is 90s and 2000s rom coms

martha may whovier was the original monsterfucker

martha may whovier was the first amish bitch in her village to get her body done

what did they mean by this

listening and learning.

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

Found you.

Can we fucking help you?

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

the tags on this post do not disappoint