unpopular opinon: major test of strength shrines in botw are the fucking best

i enjoy them a whole lot!!!

Lyrics to IGOR

Date a boy who has the nicest eyes you’ve ever seen

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

sometimes it be like that

with $17,000 you could buy 1,030 small smiling faces.

no you couldnt there are only 9 left in stock

2018 Carolina Crown “Beast”: Opening Impact

Preview Show

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

Happy fucking pride month y'all, here’s the tea ☕

The Closeted are allowed in pride

Ace/Aro are allowed in pride

Trans Men, Trans Women and Non Binary are allowed in pride (know your roots fam)

Bi/Pan in M/F relationships are allowed in pride

Polyamorous are allowed in pride

POC LGBTQ+ are DEFINITELY allowed in pride

People who are there to support a loved one/family member/friend are allowed in pride

Pedophilia/MAP are NOT allowed in pride

TERFs are NOT allowed in pride

Exclusionists are NOT allowed in pride

No phrase will better fit Infinity War