Druid, to party: YOU CAN’T LUBE UP A HALFLING WITH HOLY OIL!
DM, to party: … yes you can.
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Druid, to party: YOU CAN’T LUBE UP A HALFLING WITH HOLY OIL!
DM, to party: … yes you can.
Tank: I unbend his girders.
Speedster: That sounds like a sex thing.
Tank: I very slowly and sensually unbend his girders.
Han Solo: a summary
harry potter characters + zodiac signs
-our groups rogue
vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special
HUFFLEPUFF:
“You know that I care what happens to you.”
–Pink Floyd (Pigs On The Wing (Part 2))
Robert Pattinson arriving the Dior Homme Menswear Spring/Summer 2017 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 25, 2016 in Paris, France.
Our DM (via outofcontextdnd)
The librarian leans in close. “Books… unavailable to the average citizen, warlock? I believe I can help you.” She leads you through winding halls until you come to a tiny doorway. Surreptitiously, she slips a small key into the lock and motions you in. Torches flicker, and as your eyes adjust to the light, you see that the room is full floor-to-cieling with… gnome erotica.
via loopdeloops
Heather Anastasiu, Glitch (via wordsnquotes)
“This would be so amazing if we beeped the word dipped and anyone at home would just be like, “I met him, he dipped me before we even spoke. Oh, I wanted to be dipped.” (✖)