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disaster

@wow-a-url / wow-a-url.tumblr.com

hey i'm martha and i'd like to talk about mama earth
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hello!

I haven’t posted here in a couple of years now. a lot of things have changed! I’m logging on now to ask for your help, if you’re willing to hear me out.

I was recently accepted to one of the top research universities in the world (U of Helsinki) to continue my studies as a graduate student. as a first-generation college student from a low-income family, I never imagined this could happen. I’ve worked incredibly hard to get here, including grinding in a full-time job though undergrad, but now I’ve found that I cannot afford tuition. please consider sharing and donating if you can! support your local queer latina!

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fozzie

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.

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when hozier said “with my mid youth crisis all said and done, I need to be youthfully felt cuz god I never felt young”

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fabriziolori

additionally, when hozier said “we tried the world, good god, it wasn’t for us”

Jackie and Wilson is a lyrical masterpiece. Underrated.

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chongoblog

Boutta try this thing called “hydration” and “water” just to see what all the buzz is about :/

Whoa!!!! Hold up!!!! This is better than crack cocaine!!!!!

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slimetony

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

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being a genzennial is like. you remember the recession but you still have to occasionally google things like “who is bernie madoff” because you were busy watching drake & josh when all that went down

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its so crazy that some people dont like their brown eyes….. u puppy eyed bitch…. u better appreciate them….. golden hazel in the sun….. dark void ass eyes….. brown eyes lookin like the soil after the morning rain…… i lov u all u beautiful people… brown eyes r everything

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I’m so goddamn mad that oil companies have known climate change is real for decades and did everything to stop people from acting on it. I want to burn their offices down. I want to throw their CEOs into a fucking pit. The world is being destroyed because some filthy rich fucks saw the end coming and figured making money off it was better than saving it. That’s pure evil, plain and simple.

This isn’t a conspiracy theory, this is a documented historical fact, and people’s heads should literally be rolling for it.

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why can’t foot fetishists just google “feet pics” instead of asking people for them

strong candidate for worst reply to this post

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how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

oh my god….. never ever have I related to something as much as I relate to this

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my nutritionist: “hey so like, what the Fuck have you been doing to your body?”

me: “oh this thing? this isn’t mine im just renting”

listen i know this post requires you to suspend your disbelief just long enough to imagine me going to a nutritionist but i promise you it’s worth it

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being an adult is just… calling people that’s literally it… just calling people you don’t want to call about problems you don’t want to have to be solving.. it’s disgusting

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