tired and gay

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

Single ppl, why are you single?

Thank you all for your vulnerability on this post, I am feeling the solidarity in this chili’s tonight. But on a more lighthearted note, here are some of favourite responses ahsjjsksksksk

unrestrained summer fun

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fencing should be gay because it involves swords but it's actually homophobic because due to silly little things like health and safety considerations you have to wear a full body jacket instead of a loose white shirt with half the buttons undone to show a tasteful glimpse of chest and a mask that protects your eyes but prevents you from homoerotically gazing into your opponent's as you cross blades

duelling, on the other hand, is gay because there's no dress code so you can be as homoerotic as you like, and it's also illegal, meaning it satisfies the legendary commandment to "be gay, do crime"

bitches will listen to a female cover of "can't help falling in love" and cry as they fantasize about a future with a loving wife. bitches will hear the line "take my hand/ take my whole life too" and just fucking lose it. it's me. i'm bitches.

Five Friends…

love at first s(word f)ight

I AM a female villain apologist and it IS because they are sexy. that is all

yeah I’m a nonpracticing woman. I was raised female but I don’t really believe anymore yknow?

I’m culturally female. I don’t really believe in one true gender, but I do participate in some of the rituals I was raised in, when I feel like it. And I enjoy participating in the traditions of other genders too sometimes.

I’m only female on Christmas and Easter, for my parents.

The Metzlers’ greenhouse