Purple Prose

Now I’m having even more Brain's horse ideas. Brain enchants its bridle and saddle so he can teleport to his horse. Uses it to sneak into places by having the horse pretend to be a totally normal horse then just teleports to it. Yes, let that very normal horse into your pasture. Oh no, Brain is also in your pasture now! That horse was actually a Trojan horse!

I will not apologize for the terrible puns.

You had me at “he can teleport to his horse”

He can teleport to his horse. Because of course he can. Of course he will. A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

If Brain was going to give his horse a malware themed name (which he absolutely would do just to be edgy), he would absolutely pick Trojan. Brain would not be able to resist the pun. Especially when he keeps sneaking the horse into places he’s not supposed to bring a horse into.

OH YOUR MIND!!!!!

I think you’ve officially swayed me. This is brilliant