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I'm only here for the pig man

@anarchy-and-piglins / anarchy-and-piglins.tumblr.com

Shae - they/them or xe/xem - I'm obsessed with Technoblade - I write fanfic - My ask box is always open pls talk to me - Main is @sharada-n - Icon art by @radios-arcade
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Thought I might as well make an introductory post to pin. For more personal info, check my carrd with additional links!

Hi, I’m Shara. I’m unreasonably obsessed with Technoblade (both c and cc). I do like most of the other characters too but just a heads up that this blog is 90% c!Techno content.

I main SBI, the syndicate and have a soft spot for fireworkduo, orphanduo and preyduo too. Also FUNDY, my beloved. I do watch hermits, Tango is my babygirl. Other hermits I watch include Mumbo, Bdubs and Iskall.

All my content/fanfics are 100% about the characters, I’m not interested in RPF. I’m not a fan of shipping either, with the exception of the occasional Kristin/Phil.

I run a semi-open discord server for people who really like my fics or Technoblade: https://discord.gg/f2UjUdug4s

Feel free to yell @ me about my posts/fics or ask questions if you want, I do love me some interactions! My askbox is always open. You can visit my AO3 for my published fics or check the ‘Shara writes’ tag on here for drabbles.

If you like my writing, you can throw a tip my way through my Ko-fi. I also currently take writing commissions. All info available here.

My main is @sharada-n

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[FINAL WEEK WARNING]

We're officially in our final week of the donation period, which runs until April 30th!

We're so close to hitting 1k raised for the SFA and it would mean the world to us, so keep ringing that bell 🔔

Our pinned has all the information on how to donate to charity (either CareForGaza or the Sarcoma Foundation of America). There are various ways to donate, from Tiltify to Paypal. Sending in your prompts can be done in the Google doc or directly in our DMs.

Even 1$ allows you to get an amazing piece of art or fic. And if you donate to both charities, you get two prompts. Help us end this event with a bang, Techno millionaires, we believe in you!

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[FINAL WEEK WARNING]

We're officially in our final week of the donation period, which runs until April 30th!

We're so close to hitting 1k raised for the SFA and it would mean the world to us, so keep ringing that bell 🔔

Our pinned has all the information on how to donate to charity (either CareForGaza or the Sarcoma Foundation of America). There are various ways to donate, from Tiltify to Paypal. Sending in your prompts can be done in the Google doc or directly in our DMs.

Even 1$ allows you to get an amazing piece of art or fic. And if you donate to both charities, you get two prompts. Help us end this event with a bang, Techno millionaires, we believe in you!

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Surely you've seen @/quizbeing around (on the bird app at least)? We're happy to count them among the talented artists filling prompts for you guys if you support charity this month!

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Sometimes I think about how c!Tommy literally stole the axe of peace for no fucking reason despite c!Techno asking for it back in an honestly rather civil way right after Tommy literally turned his back on Techno to be murdered by an angry mob (a mob that Techno minutes before said he'd fight for Tommy's safety if needed) which is just like... a jackass thing to do... and then I think about that one c!Techno hating inniter who tried to justify that because 'Techno didn't deserve the ax' LMAO

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Have you considered lite Dark Syndicate? They all care so much about Techno and he keeps putting himself in danger..... so they just.... keep finding ways to keep Techno safe. Like Niki putting weakness potions in his cookies, cake, and pie so he never feels well enough to go out. Or Ranboo utilizing Michael. Techno! You promised to watch Michael today! You can't go to the Nether! Or Phil just finding things for Techno to do at the house, maybe even undoing or breaking things Techno already fixed and gaslighting him into thinking he hasn't done it yet? You can even toss in Dark Benchtrio with Tubbo and Tommy joining in.

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I have, actually. Name a character and I probably thought of some way to darkify them for Techno (in the protective/possessive fluff sense, tho probably also in the classic whumper sense), it's one of my favorite subgenres of fic lol.

This is peak content and I think it would be even funnier if the syndicate members are not aware of the others doing it for a while. They think they're so slick and then at some point they realize and they just catstand at each other over Techno's knocked out body like "oh..."

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All fun and games until Techno is completely falling apart from trying to help everyone + the weakness potions to the point he is too sick to even eat nevermind get out of bed. Cue everyone having a collective breakdown and a big, bigggg talk

That's how they find out!

Cue the big talk and after that they can be more coordinated about it with schedules and stuff. So it's actually a good thing. They play the event off as a bout of sickness to Techno - Isn't it nice that he has friends now though? :) Isn't it good that when he got sick he had people taking care of him? :)

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Anonymous asked:

Oldest child Wilbur: "you have to listen to me, I was born first"

Youngest child tommy: "hell no phil adopted me first so you need to listen to me!"

Middle child techno: "I'm the favorite so you both listen to me"

And they all know he's right.

Good thing Techno has absolutely 0 desire to actually make the other two listen to him he just wants to vibe

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Have you considered lite Dark Syndicate? They all care so much about Techno and he keeps putting himself in danger..... so they just.... keep finding ways to keep Techno safe. Like Niki putting weakness potions in his cookies, cake, and pie so he never feels well enough to go out. Or Ranboo utilizing Michael. Techno! You promised to watch Michael today! You can't go to the Nether! Or Phil just finding things for Techno to do at the house, maybe even undoing or breaking things Techno already fixed and gaslighting him into thinking he hasn't done it yet? You can even toss in Dark Benchtrio with Tubbo and Tommy joining in.

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I have, actually. Name a character and I probably thought of some way to darkify them for Techno (in the protective/possessive fluff sense, tho probably also in the classic whumper sense), it's one of my favorite subgenres of fic lol.

This is peak content and I think it would be even funnier if the syndicate members are not aware of the others doing it for a while. They think they're so slick and then at some point they realize and they just catstand at each other over Techno's knocked out body like "oh..."

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Anonymous asked:

You know how in werewolf aus they just go about their days like normal even when turned/shifted? I wanna see a werewolf au where they have dog vision 24/7 even in human form lmao. Say byebye to all those colors

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that one AU I have where techno is a human and the rest of SBI is werewolves. Tommy is bragging about his cool werewolf powers and how he's totally a big man and so much better than Techno and Techno just holds up two balls like "can you tell me which one is green and which one is red?"

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headcanoning AE era emduo preparing for a formal event and the day before or so Techno is just bemoaning the fact that he's gonna have to do his hair all nice and formal (and he's only half serious, he genuinely does like having a nice hair style but actually doing it??) and Phil just slow blinks at him as if they haven't done this song and dance before, and says "mate I usually end up doing it for you, now quit your complaining and help me make sure i've got all the correct pins and medals laid out right now". idk I just like to think that Techno for the most part does enjoy being in formal wear, maybe bc it looks cool or the gold jewelry/ornamentation is soothing for piglin instincts. it's just a pain getting into formal wear because there's layers and pins and medals that all need to be in the right place and then he's gotta style his hair-

i think you can get what I'm saying lmao

Techno doing that thing where he sighs very loudly and exaggerated and acts all pathetic and sad while they're getting ready until Phil eventually is like "mate, do you need help doing your hair?" and Techno is like "I guess you can help" because he's a little shit about asking for help but also he just hates doing it and lacks the patience for it

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