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@oriionsbelt / oriionsbelt.tumblr.com

gay alien here to have fun
i report/block blank blogs
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snaxle

my biggest red flag is that im a lesbian who likes boobs and whenever im watching a show with obvious fanservice and all the girls have their massive tits hanging out of their bras being held together by string, my first reaction isnt to go "god im so tired of all this oversexualization of women". i go WOOOOO BOOBIES !!!!!!!!!

^ me whenever i go crazy about a female character with massive tits

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yellowpoet

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

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BATTLESHIPS:

NOT BATTLESHIPS:

JUST BECAUSE A BOAT HAS GUNS ON IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT IS A BATTLESHIP. KNOW THE DIFFERENCES

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London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

cyberracist

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

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do you have an ambiguous homoerotic long distance friendship that you can’t tell whether is actually platonic or not or are you straight 🤔

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