the awkward bean

It’s Magic.

AKA that witch fashion image that I took way too far.

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

amazon producing a fallout series… do they actually understand the main themes of the series

fallout was originally anti-fascist, anti-capitalist. amazon producing a series is a smack in the face to obsidian

fallout: old world politics and corporate greed destroyed the world and we need to create a better one

jeff bezos:

“Some wild flowers of America.” The Lincoln library of essential information.

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You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

Avatar: The Last Airbender by Flesh.png

Why does the fo4: fnv version of easy pete look like hes got a sexy little secret hes about to tell you

It’s a city of dreams. And I’m a big dreamer.

male character design:

me:

I spent way too much time on this

FIRMLY GRASP IT

Chris went for a swim tonight!

The statue tripped and fell