Here Odysseus charmed and for dark Circe fell

Literally just posting here to say guess I'm the bad guy because my partner's ex was upsetting him so bad I politely asked her to get out of his life, which followed in her immediately blocking us. Because 1) that makes you the bigger person and 2) that obviously shows how much you cared. That it wasn't a surprise or something you wanted to clear up.

Y'all should know me enough to know I don't start shit for the sake of starting shit. But she's going around saying I'm a bad person so lmao if me trying to make my partner smile for me again is bad then guess I'm the goddamn devil.

Oh yeah @graceofwaves eat shit

we all talk about the intimacy of eye contact but do you ever think about the intimacy of looking at someone’s eyes while they’re looking at something else—either because they’re distracted or they’re deliberately allowing you to have this moment to yourself or they know that it’ll be too much to look back at you directly—and if so does it ever just make you go full crazy

— Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.”

the thing honestly that was so special abt rabbit & the reason why kast/watch2gether/whatever cannot re-capture it is that everything is just a screen sharing program, which subjects u to lag and quality issues, as well as a lack of mutual control. rabbit surpassed this because it was a separate client streaming to everyone, so u were always in sync. you knew whatever happening was the same on all ends, and it wasnt one user in control of their computer, it was everyone sharing a browser. it was genuinely the closest thing to being there next to someone and no program is ever gonna be close to the same if all it does is an over-glorified skype screenshare

today i discovered the john mulaney bot twitter and it surpassed expectations

u could have told me thede were real John Mulaney tweets and i would have believed every word

I thought the first one WAS for a hot second.

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

Any rock star who lived/lives on a farm is the love of my life I don't make the rules

me, alone in my room, every 5 minutes: am i being myself? is this who i really am? who am i performing for?

So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)

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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by

submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩

op, their classmates, and their botany professor:

triangular legend

I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

SCARIEST post from r/KingCrimsonCircleJerk

The new Tool album looks really good