This is a wip that I probably won't finish so I just decided to post it

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

You’re a Bat.

Which means the answer is a resounding yes.

And how does one do that?

I don’t know, I don’t really sleep.

But unlike the Bats, I don’t actually need to. 

Apparently, warm milk, chai tea, lavender smells, good company, all contribute?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

My list was four separate items, just fyi.

Chai tea lattes are good, or so I hear.

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

Is that wrong?

I don’t think I need to answer that.

Thats a no on the coffee then. Ok, good company. Can I come hang out with you guys? Try that warm milk thing?

“You guys”

who are the guys in this scenario?

You and Babs?

@batmemegirl​ what do ya think, do we take pity on this poor lost soul?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

You’re a Bat.

Which means the answer is a resounding yes.

And how does one do that?

I don’t know, I don’t really sleep.

But unlike the Bats, I don’t actually need to. 

Apparently, warm milk, chai tea, lavender smells, good company, all contribute?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

My list was four separate items, just fyi.

Chai tea lattes are good, or so I hear.

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

Is that wrong?

I don’t think I need to answer that.

Thats a no on the coffee then. Ok, good company. Can I come hang out with you guys? Try that warm milk thing?

“You guys”

who are the guys in this scenario?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

You’re a Bat.

Which means the answer is a resounding yes.

And how does one do that?

I don’t know, I don’t really sleep.

But unlike the Bats, I don’t actually need to. 

Apparently, warm milk, chai tea, lavender smells, good company, all contribute?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

My list was four separate items, just fyi.

Chai tea lattes are good, or so I hear.

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

Is that wrong?

I don’t think I need to answer that.

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

You’re a Bat.

Which means the answer is a resounding yes.

And how does one do that?

I don’t know, I don’t really sleep.

But unlike the Bats, I don’t actually need to. 

Apparently, warm milk, chai tea, lavender smells, good company, all contribute?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

My list was four separate items, just fyi.

Chai tea lattes are good, or so I hear.

Latte means coffee!! I can do that! Maybe this sleep thing won't be so hard after all!

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

You’re a Bat.

Which means the answer is a resounding yes.

And how does one do that?

I don’t know, I don’t really sleep.

But unlike the Bats, I don’t actually need to. 

Apparently, warm milk, chai tea, lavender smells, good company, all contribute?

.... Is that like a chai tea latte?

My list was four separate items, just fyi.

Chai tea lattes are good, or so I hear.

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

You’re a Bat.

Which means the answer is a resounding yes.

And how does one do that?

I don’t know, I don’t really sleep.

But unlike the Bats, I don’t actually need to. 

Apparently, warm milk, chai tea, lavender smells, good company, all contribute?

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

Oh, that does sound vaguely familiar... Do I need to do that?

You’re a Bat.

Which means the answer is a resounding yes.

I don't remember, but it sounds dangerous!

Wait, wait, I know what sleep is!

It’s that thing that you Bats refuse to do, ever.

usually when i think about he yj gang being unwanted and feeling insecure in the face of their predecessors its like poetic or something but right now i literally cannot stop laughing about it

can you imagine being dick grayson. chronic older brother syndrome, freshly re-only childed and then this fucking. weird preteen appears and announces he knows your secret identity that youve kept under wraps for years. you do not know this kid. but unfortunately, he knows you. somewhere… an achievement sound plays. what does it read? “big brother part 2, whether you like it or not, pussy”

can you. imagine. being. wally. west. your father figure is dead, collapsed in front of your face and you are left to pick up the pieces. you feel startlingly inadequate compared to him. you arent as fast, arent as nice, arent as amazing. and then, in the midst of all this….. some. fucking kid appears. he tries to beat your ass immediately upon seeing you. he tells you hes your father figures actual grandson, and you feel yourself begin to drown in the face of your inadequacy. then the kid eats about a metric fuckton of pizza rolls, tells you to go fuck yourself, and breaks a gameboy trying to play cool “retro” games like fucking. pokemon

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING DONNA TROY. YOU ARE A DISCIPLINED WARRIOR, RAISED IN THE ART OF FIGHTING FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS SINCE BIRTH. YOU HAVE TAKEN ON A MANTLE THAT REPRESENTS HOW YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THE LITTLE GUY, HOW YOU WOULD SAVE ANYONE. YOU ARE AN IMMORTAL GODDESS BEING THING. AND THEN, SOME MIDDLE SCHOOLER PUTS ON A WIG AND PUNCHES A VILLAIN AND THEN SHOWS UP IN FRONT OF ZEUS AND BULLIES HIM INTO GIVING HER SUPERPOWERS

CAN YOU IMAGE BEING CLARK KENT? YOU GET ATTACKED BY A CREEPY MONSTER, GET BEAT INTO A COMA SO BAD THAT ALL YOUR CLOSEST FREINDS ASSUME YOURE DEAD, AND WHEN YOU RECOVER YOU FIND OUT THIS LITTLE SHIT OF A KID IS RUNNING AROUND CLAIMING TO BE THE NEW YOU AND IT TURNS OUT THAT ASSHOLE YOU KNEW IN HIGH SCHOOL DECIDED TO MAKE A BABY OUT OF YOUR GENES. AND YOU KINDA GET ALONG WITH THE KID, BUT NOT REALLY, SO YOU KEEP HIM SEPERATE FROM YOUR PERSONAL LIFE…

THEN, YOU GO TO VISIT YOUR PARENTS AND THE LITTLE SHIT IS JUST SITTING THERE AT THE TABLE BECAUSE FATE IS A BITCH AND HE RANDOMLY BEFRIENDED THEM BEHIND YOUR BACK AND THE KID DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOUR PARENTS APPARENTLY INVITE HIM OVER TO DINNER MORE THAN THEY INVITE YOU AND, IN THAT MOMENT, YOU REALZE YOURE NO LONGER THE FAVORITE KID OF THE FAMILY

Would Love to have seen the meeting or talk Lex had with whoever with the creation of Superboy

"Fellas be real with me...is it gay if you create yourself a son with your rival and your's Dna and said son calls both of you dad."

The meanest custody battle of the century in which Lex and Clark are just tossing Kon to the other say "TECHNICALLY he's your responsibility" and Kon is just there going "Fucking Funky Fresh my dudes DOUBLE the birthday gifts."

Lex: This will be my ultimate weapon of destruction to destroy Superman should he turn against us.

90's Kon:

Lex: dear God what have I done

Someone: You do realize you're just a weapon created by Lex and an Embarrassment to Superman

90's Kon: Someone is mad cause they aren't getting TWO birthday cakes

I remember when Clark started referring to Kon as his brother and it was like….okay dude.

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For Halloween, I dressed up as Superman

And got told that I didn't have the jawline

Well, I think you looked very nice! 

For Halloween, I dressed up as Superman

And got told that I didn't have the jawline

you’re turning four years old this year, Conner.

The people commenting on my costume don't know that though.

What happened? This guy just saved my life.