well well well if it’s not the bitch who said they were done w marvel crawling back the second wolverine said “fuck” (the bitch is me)

i love bringing liquids to the boil yaaas the cauldron

happy april 22nd ✌️

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

this this this

it’s even better when it’s like..

Oh.

Oh.

That’s the best shit and you can pry it out of my cold, dead hands

Bonus points if that’s followed by Oh no.

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

Why does @firefox-official know the ancient sesame Street lore?

I was expecting anything but not Bard

Wizard!

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

not the socks.

when my mutuals change their icons that means they have changed their entire body. my beloved mutual gerard way has transitioned into lisa frankenstein