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french fry
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woods_of_wonder on tiktok | source
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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean
some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy
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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell
This forces the question: If you baptize a centaur, and let’s say full immersion of the entire centaur to head off tedious arguments, is the whole thing considered washed clean of sin and so forth, or just the human portions of the centaur?
If you baptize a centaur you are sent to hell immediately
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Bad weather! Bad weather!
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Painted my bird Green Bean
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i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that
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Just a bump on a log.. 🐊
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!
the ants in my kitchen when i eat shit and die off a stepladder
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as someone who can have two cups of black tea several hours apart (never even one caffeinated coffee!) and then if i dare to venture any further i’m a jittery dizzy wreck who can’t sleep, i am so curious about how other people’s bodies handle this substance!
#there is to the best of my knowledge no upper limit on how much tea i can have. tend to use it as a water substitute#as long as it's unsweetened; sugar for some reason seems to dramatically increase how much caffeine fucks me up#i can do...probably two small-to-average cups of coffee well spaced out#or one sugarfree energy drink#that said#if i overdo it on caffeine it is liable to put me in the er. so maybe i should be more cautious with it than i am#polls
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Bird themed challenge for April i called ‘Aptrill’ Feel free to use this and join in!
The yellow highlights are for if you only want to do one every week and the green highlights are for if you want to do one very five days
If you do want to join then tag your art with ‘aprtill’, i would love to see what you draw :)
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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room