gabriel lost then won twice

I kind of want to watch this episode now

Well, looks like Matilda Jones, aged seven, is the new ruler of Great Britain sorry I don’t make the rules.

regarding the lake she found the sword in:

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

why are all prompts from those shitty writing prompt blogs always the same. its always some shit like “every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco bell logo starts flipping its shit when you wake up next to the love of your life. you feel betrayed.”

sounds like a black mirror episode

need someone to love me like freaky kpop fans love their kpop boys 

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

“toodles”

Chaotic neutral

date someone whose voice can make you calm… or wet… or both

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

soulmate au fic: and they were soulmates

me: oh my god they were soulmates…….

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE