unwashed queen of the river

au where skull, out of the jar, communicates with those talking buttons you see dogs use on tik tok

#i shudder to think what his buttons would say via @ghosthorse

well lucy would record them initially, and she wouldn't let him say anything too heinous, but over time george and kipps would probably replace normal "yes" and "no" buttons with increasingly horrible phrases until communication is nigh impossible and either holly has to step in and re-record or lucy has to throw them out entirely

@ghosthorse a fully customized ouija board of swears and insults

i think about this comic at least once a week

Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're saying you're a bad person if you don't reblog so you can't reblog any of it

au where skull, out of the jar, communicates with those talking buttons you see dogs use on tik tok

#i shudder to think what his buttons would say via @ghosthorse

well lucy would record them initially, and she wouldn't let him say anything too heinous, but over time george and kipps would probably replace normal "yes" and "no" buttons with increasingly horrible phrases until communication is nigh impossible and either holly has to step in and re-record or lucy has to throw them out entirely

society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends

I assume this meant to say porn but I think it's funnier this way

I fucked up so bad, this is supposed to be about porn I’m so sorry English majors

wizards trying to kiss but the brims of their hats get in the way. 2 dead 5 injured.

alright. wizard hats but the brims fit together like a friendship necklace. so when the wizards kiss it makes a heart shape. 2 reanimated 5 healed.

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

It's fanfiction it doesn't have to be perfect it doesn't have to be accurate this is a hobby you're doing this for fun it's okay if it isn't perfect and polished you're doing it for fun [talking to myself in the mirror]

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

the one thing i want to be able to do as a writer is make people come back to something ive written. i want that piece of text to haunt them, i want their thoughts to be briefly consumed by this. i want this to be something they remember long after its time. thats the one thing i want to do

real

got my tits cut off 60% for gender affirmation 40% so that when i go back to work all my coworkers will notice that ive Clearly had my tits cut off but wont be able to ask about it bc what are they gonna say? Wheres Your Tits?

official boob post