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Punk Rock is for Everyone

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what if instead of writing a name in the death note you had to draw that person or creature as a drawing before it died but the more sentient and smart something is the more realistic the drawing had to be so you can doodle a fly and it would die but a person would have to be pretty realistic to work but one day you’re messing around and killing seagulls at the beach because you’re a freak i guess but you go to draw one of the seagulls and it doesn’t die so you shrug because maybe its smarter than the other ones so you do it more realistically but it still doesn’t die which is weird because it should have definitely bit the dust by now so you go home and study how to draw seagulls for days and you take pictures of that specific seagull for reference until you finally go back to the beach and you sit there and you draw the most realistic depiction of a seagull anyone’s ever done and its more realistic than your other drawings even of people and as the seagull falls out of the sky, ill gotten fry in its mouth you realize you’ve just killed the smartest and and most sentient creature on the planet. would that be fucked up or what

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aceofvase
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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

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Thomas: Listen. I'm hardcore ok? I've committed a literal war crime, and am constantly tormented by guilt over the terrible thing I've done. The memory is so painful, that-
Billie: You called Daud "dad", didn't you?
Thomas: SHUT UP
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just set my house on fire because someone was making fun of my ship on tumblr

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ndiecity

lol you mean the one with flaccid sails and a brittle hull

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck

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can someone explain this

only butchers understand…

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gorgonsach

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

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im just a huge sucker for charismatic villains becoming sort of pseudo good guys and hanging out with the main characters just because a bigger, more serious threat emerges and i dont think it happens enough tbh. especially when they’re still kind of a dick, i just think its a fun trope

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Martin: Sorry I didn't make it to your wedding.
Pendleton: Don't worry about it.
Martin: I'll go to the next one.
Pendleton:...Wow
Havelock: He means the next one in our group.
Martin: He knows what I mean.
Pendleton: [Whispers] I don't like you!
Martin: [Whispers] I'll get over it.
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capybaras are so well shaped. you don’t even need to have artistic talent to draw one you just need love in your heart

see i just drew this one. and you can draw one too. if you want

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