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my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"
okay you werent supposed to know that
There is another way
By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut
Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open
Breaking the family curse (being the first to get a diagnosis)
me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art
me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also
fucking obliterated lmao
"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
Iβm like a salmon. Iβm always goin against the current. Iβm tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.
served my duty as an autistic artist and made a bunch of autism creature reaction images
agree to pay your workers fairly and the strikes will end, itβs that easy you greedy shits!
agree to pay your workers fairly and the strikes will end, itβs that easy you greedy shits!
sorry i said it was hot when you were bleeding out :/ you literally didnt die why are you mad at me
