Slowly Turning Into A Vampire Blog

is it so discomforting to know-

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

Tried to recreate one of my old digital paintings in oils

Birds of a feather ✨

Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

I’m fuvking obsessed with this video

She’s just vibing

It’s her, the salty dog!

warrior cats fans will be like "oh my god i fucking hate him he makes me sick to my stomach he is so revolting and twisted i hope he dies a horrible death"

and then this is who they're talking about:

This is your regular reminder that calling posts fake or bait gets you blocked, I'm tired of it, we're not doing this anymore. "I want this to be bait" and "I'm going to assume this is bait for my own sanity" also count. Knock it off.

With great annoyance I must remind you all again: calling posts fake or bait gets you blocked. Realize that your experiences are not universal and that some people lead more interesting lives than you do.

gonna be a big one under the cut

I cant do this anymore

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

THE ORIGINAL HOLY S H I T

When I find myself in times of trouble

Father Mulcahy comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

…Jocularity

i like this guy