BLADES OF SKATES cut gracefully into ice, leaving grooves behind him as he glides. there was something undeniably intoxicating about it. pushing one foot in front of the other, sailing & spinning & leaping & sinking into the cheers of the crowd. the way he slices over ice, the way all eyes were on him, following him. it was addictive in a private way that was simultaneously so very public. he was a spectacle to behold, to admire. he was the best. // PENNED BY XAN.

• “ it’s too hot. my frickin’ vagina’s sweating. ”
• “ don’t make me drop a house on you. ”
• “bitch! i will eat you.”
• “ is this where we all sing kum-bah-yah? ”
• “please don’t send us to jail.”
• “ did we just marry the devil? because i’m not down with that. ”
• “crotchless panties for everyone.”
• “ surprise bitch, i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ”
• “she’s innocent… mostly. she killed neighbor but the bitch had it coming.”
• “ haven’t you heard? i have no soul. ”
• “don’t be a hater, dear.”
• “ i think i’m gonna like it here. ”
• “you must pay for what you’ve done.”
• “ can’t we just have a little fun? ”
• “any last words?”
• “ feel the fear and the pain, let it all in, and then let it all go. ”
• “i have something you want.”
• “ get the hell off of me! ”
• “go to hell, you stupid hag.”
• “ i can’t feel anything. ”
• “we’re just messing with you.”
• “ you can all just die. ”
• “i need a cigarette.”
• “ is this just a joke to you? ”
• “you’re such a goddamn idiot.”
• “ you look pretty good without a shirt. ”
• “kiss my ass.”
• “ you’re a stone cold bitch. ”
• “ when you play with fire,you get burned.”
• “you’re mocking my grief.”

♖ comforting after a nightmare ♘ kiss on the forehead ♣ wiping away tears ♝ holding hands ♡ hugging ♦ picking up your character ♤ bathing your character ♠ my muse taking care of your muse when their sick ♛ shoulder rubs ☮ stroking/ruffling hair ▽ patting/rubbing their back ☽ dressing your character ☺ my muse helping your muse fall asleep ❮ my muse comforting your muse as they grieve ♋  my muse fixing your muse something to eat ✍ my muse  teaching your muse ∞ my muse reading to your muse  ♒ my muse giving yours a message

• ’ Why are you all wet? ‘ 
• ’ Aloha! ’
• ’ You’re vile. You’re foul. You’re flawed. ' 
• ’ Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. ’
• ’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’
• ’ I remember everyone that leaves. ’
• ’ You! You’re the cause of all this. ’
• ’ This is my family. I found it all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Ya. Still good. ’
• ’ Oh, good! My dog found the chainsaw. ’
• ’ No more caffeine for you. ’
• ’ Did you lose your job because of me? ' 
• ’ The managers a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead. ’
• ’ Trust me, this isn’t gonna end well. ’
• ’ I’m sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face. ’
• ’ GIve us a sign you understand any of this. ’
• ’ Show us that there is something inside you that is good. ’
• ’ I didn’t teach him that. ’
• ’ Come on, what’s the big deal? ’
• ’ Leave my mother out of this. ’
• ’ You are such a pain. ’
• ’ Then why don’t you sell me and buy me a rabbit instead? ’
• ’ I hate it when you use Ohana against me. ’
• ’ I’m lost. ’
• ’ Don’t interact with her. ’
• ’ Oh, we can’t do that. Uh-uh. That would be a misuse of resources. ’
• ’ Why do you act so weird? ’
• ’ You look familiar. ’
• ’ We’re a broken family, aren’t we? ’
• ’ I shouldn’t have yelled at you. ’
• ’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’
• ’ We need something that can defend itself. Something that won’t die. ’
• ’ I hear you cry at night. ’
• ’ Do you dream about them? ’
• ’ You came back. ’
• ’ Nobody gets left behind. ’
• ’ I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won’t run away. ' 
• ’ His destructive programming is taking effect. ’
• ’ Did you ever kill anyone? ’
• ’ Are you.. happy? ’
• ’ I am the one they call when things go wrong and things have, indeed, gone wrong. ’
• ’ Our family’s little now, and we don’t have many toys. ’
• ‘ If you want, you could be a part of our family. ’
• ’ We’d raise you to be good. ’
• ’ She likes your butt and fancy hair. ’
• ’ I read her diary. ’
• ’ Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, and completely within legal boundaries. ’
• ’ He was designed to be a monster, but now he has nothing to destroy. ’
• ’ I never gave him a greater purpose. ’
• ’ What must it be like to have nothing, not even memories to look back on in the middle of the night? ’
• ’ If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions. ’
• ’ Stupid head. ’
• ’ Did you catch fire again? ’
• ’ This is your badness level. It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. ’
• ’ Don’t leave me, okay? ’
• ’ Do you want to be taken away? ’
• ’ You’re just jealous 'cause I’m pretty! ’
• ’ My friends need to be punished. ’
• ’ Heard you lost your job. ’
• ’ Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. ' 
• ‘ After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? ’
• ’ He’s very persuasive. ' 
• ’ I know you had something to do with this. ’
• ’ Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment and insanity to my list of things I did today. ’
• ’ I prefer to be called evil genius. ’
• ’ You smell like a lawn mower. ’
• ’ I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous! ’
• ’ Don’t worry. I won’t hit her. ’
• ’ This is low even for you! ’
• ’ You are all mine. ’
• ’ You know I have no choice. ’
• ‘  Please don’t do this. ’
• ’ You’re making this harder than it needs to be. ’
• ’ She needs me. ’
• ’ Leave me alone to die. ’
• ’ What is that monstrosity? ’
• ’ Does this look infected to you? ’
• ’ You’d better not have rabies. ’
• ’ Hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. ’
• ’ Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. ’
• ’ That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw! ’
• ’ It has no place among us. ’

                                             art credit // penned by chaz & mama kc.