Happy 4/13 here’s me juggling on a giraffe unicycle.

that’s it that’s gamzee he is real

Super Mario’s Relaxing Life LINE sticker set 1

Bruh

sheesh

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO ATTACK!!!!

when the whole party roles nat 20s nd the boss finally dies

i want to meet her

i need to meet her

I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”

Long Exposure Photos Capture the Light Paths of Drones Above Mountainous Landscapes

mirror selfie

i am very supportive of this family and i could not be prouder

you forgot the best part

have a karkalicious 413

I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two

Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.

me: “I’d like to visibly exist without fear”

them: “I want to literally kill these people so that they stop existing”

centrists: “I don’t see the difference”

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

Ah, but are you holding a breath you are unaware of?

I just stretched lazily and showed a strip of pale skin where my t-shirt rode up but there was no-one here to stare at it, speechless, so I don’t know if it even counted

I sigh thousand times a day. Hope that is enough.

I was forced to tear my eyes away, yet drawn toward this by my body’s own volition.

Anyone else here having life changing epiphanies every time when making a cup of tea? Or is that just me?

Guilty af

The mere mention of tea is causing my knees to buckle, and whimpering noises to escape my full, blushing lips.

I can’t stop raising one eyebrow every time I question something.

Who’d have thought it, a cat that loves puddles 😮😂

dirt baby

…okay this one I’m okay with

i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat

Boss…