use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

they want us to fuck the aliens

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

Mutuals feel free to hold my hand & swing it back n forth a bit if u want

Blessing your timeline

Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

“what do you like about it so much?” the fact that it cocooned me like a tender wool blanket during my vulnerable teenage years. next question

i think that “people with limited mobility or ability to leave their homes deserve the same access to goods and services via home delivery” and “the exploitation of workers through gig delivery apps is Bad” are two sentiments that can and should exist simultaneously in the brains of like… anyone with the capacity to think lmao

I’m cool with the movement to desexualize the female breast/nipple and let us go shirtless but why do they always use small tittied perky lil girls for it? Show someone with fucking DDDs like me bouncing all over the place idk don’t exclude us because we’ll still get bullshit even if they do normalize your cute little boobies.

official boob post