Mechanics might disagree but eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.

➸ 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝: 𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐟𝐟 🌻🌻🌻

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

BEAUTIFUL

you see thats why i love english

I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning.

GOOD

My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall

why do these make some semblance of sense 😨

Because brains don’t brain logically

Brains do brain logically! But when english doesn’t logic englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that english !

I hate that this makes sense

Tattoos by Court Riley

Anti vaxxers are the exact same as anti seatbelters and thats the fuckin tea folks

Think about it….y'all see how anti-seatbelters are like “oh seatbelts cause bruises in wrecks” its the exact same as “vaccines cause temporary pain and illness” like yeah they both sure do that but its cause theyre both preventing you from being literally dead

“Your car is so dirty omg”

It’s bc I don’t litter fuck you

Gas stations have trash cans.

cool, go toss yourself in one

I want to thank not only god but Jesus for Steve Rogers with a beard

Not vaccinating your kids is the equivalent of not feeding them in fear they might choke

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

I receive it.

Receiving this positive energy