certified space nerd

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

Also because my exact address in Queertown is usually nobody's business.

happy birthday dear mari @dayurno thank you for the fun we have together!!!!!! moomin kevin & snufkin neil, for youuu 🤲💕

if the twinyards weren't identical i guarantee you we would never know what aaron looked like. neil josten simply does not care that much

Took a break from the requests to draw Harrow with piercings. I came across this amazing setup on the piercing subreddit and fell in love with the small nose chain <3

Initially it was supposed to be a small doodle but then I couldn't stop and now it's.. two colored pieces...

I'm still kinda figuring out how to draw her but slowly getting there.

Would eurovision be eurovision if the Finnish entry didn't leave you questioning what on earth you were watching?

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of college exy

due for some rainbows..

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

Monsters pregame:

can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?

who wore it better?? 🌈

This new chapter is called: now that I know better, I must do better.

This new chapter is

called: now that I know better,

I must do better.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.