don't look at me

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

what if i just check out whats going on under this cozy blankie for like a minute. two minute

oh no

I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

Saw this on a door at work.

# the lights are agog # the ceiling’s aghast # is the desk drawer in love at last?

That fucking tag omg

the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

with that out of the way:

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

The fun other side of this too is when you are afraid of making other people feel that way so you just let shit go 90% of the time even when it’s reasonable and valid to make a comment/critique/etc

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

I'm either Jekyll and Hyde or Franknstein. Reblog to tag yourself!

leverage is so cool i wish justice against the rich was real

already there. i'm doing my part 🫡

bare minimum mondays too tired to care tuesdays whatever i can get away with wednesdays this job sucks thursdays fuck it fridays sat on my ass saturdays and somebody else is gonna have to do it sundays

you know who’d really like those German boy memes? Nightcrawler. He’d think they were hilarious and would frequently troll people over them. Someone would see one the blüntensmoken one and show it to him and he’d be completely stone-faced as he said “ja that’s how we say it. Also the weed cave is a very big problem in many small villages in Bavaria and it’s really insensitive you’d make light of it like that” but internally he’s just like

little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind