all of thor’s girl friends are lesbians and he goes with them to asgardian pubs to be their wingman

thor going up to pub girl: hello are you perchance a lover of women?

pub girl: uh sure yeah

thor leaping to the side to reveal his horde of lesbian friends standing behind him: tonight is your lucky night milady! lesbians abound!

girl: omg aren’t you the god of lesbians

thor: *crying tears of joy* y,,,es i am 

hela: what were you the god of again?

hela: *tackled by 50 lesbians*

Thor *running through the halls of Asgard* : let’s go lesbians, let’s go

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Y'all THIS is the official citrus scale. Don’t be tagging adult content as oranges when you mean grapefruit. Do it right or don’t do it at all, my dudes.

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978. 

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions. 

Dear lord. This is glorious.

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

It got better since I last saw it

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

Currency

I ALWAYS THOUGHT I DREAMT HITCLIPS UP

my best friend at 5 had one and as an adult i’ve always been like what the fuck were those turn of the millenium ipod things

Why would I ride into battle on something that can and will amputate the ends of my fingers?

the handles are actually handguards, you hold the inside of it

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????

Here you go.

me when i was 12: ‘power of friendship’ stories are so lame and cliche like who cares its just a dumb plot device it’d never work :/

me now: My Love For My Friends Could Topple Cities. It Could Fell Empires. It Could Kill the Gods Themselves But It Won’t Because Then We’d Have Nowhere To Hang Out

Pretty much

no one talks about how rick riordan literally scammed disney 

dead ass pjo was that seemingly “normal” kids fantasy series with a seemingly white straight kid saving the world and it’s a fucking success. percy jackson? iconic! ppl fucking love percy and his character and then hoo comes out? everyone is pumped bc everyone is in love with that world. the first book? two main bad ass poc characters. the second book? two more bad ass poc characters! the fourth book and there’s literally a gay character and it’s not like disney could say no. hoo ends and then there’s magnus chase and ppl are fucking pumped bc that’s annabeth chase’s cousin and in the first book there’s a muslim girl and by the second book there’s a transgender and genderfluid character. trials of apollo? a main gay couple in a happy relationship and a fucking bi character. could disney say no? no. literal 10 year olds are reading books with heaps of representation all published by disney. rick riordan played the game. you step in thinking ur just gonna get white cishets and you walk out surrounded by different cultures and rainbows.

tldr; rick started out with the basic pasty white and straight series which got hella successful and used his success to pusblish more books and allow only one (1) cishet and only one (1) white

i doubt he planned it but deadass it would be so funny if that’s what happened

I saw him speak on /writing in the UK right before (or early in on when) his series hit it big. Planned. Definitely planned. 

Thousand percent planned. Also Percy? Has a learning disability. RR’s son inspired him to write bc he is ADHD and dyslexic. This was all planned. He is all about inclusivity and representation.

He just recently turned down an invitation to be recognized by the Texas state legislature because of of their new bathroom bill.

He also makes his books incredibly funny, which is rather rare for YA and makes them more accessible to kids who don’t really like to read. In addition to having loads of POV character who have trouble reading themselves.

For those who’ve been living under a YA rock, this is Rick Riordan:

(this was the gay character in the second series)

(and the trans character in a later series)

Let’s not forget that he has an interest in the mythologies of other countries, but instead of writing them himself promotes other writers through his “Rick Riordan Presents” publishing imprint to do so!

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/kids/aru-shah-end-time-kicks-off-terrific-new-series-inspired-rick-riordan/

Riordan is what JK Rowling wanted to be

hey guys

Jesus

This is so satisfying to watch

thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy 

maladaptive daydreaming…… i have it to

Gen-Z culture is trying to explain to your parents that you cut yourself with out them saying “you’re lying” or that you’re “doing it for attention.”

Gen-Z is being gay and not telling anybody in the family because everyone around you makes jokes about how gay people are “disgusting” and “not natural.”

Gen-Z culture is not being able to express your own opinion because you’re “just a kid” and “you don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Gen-Z culture is seeing capitalism destroy the world around you, but you just sit down and do your homework because you can’t change anything.

Gen-Z culture is trying to bond with your father but anytime you start to get comfortable in your surroundings you get told that your “being weird” and that “your a fool.”

Gen-Z culture is having racist parents who use the N-word frequently and constantly talk about how “Being Muslim is toxic” and “Only non-white people cause shootings.”

Gen-Z culture is hiding the fact that you have a girlfriend because your parents are ignorant fucks who think everyone who is different from them are weird and/or evil.

when ur trying to practice self care but you’re lowkey pleading for death’s mercy