Outing myself as an eternal bartylus shipper.
I read a lot of different ships but I’m always grasping at bartylus crumbs, I’m legit more excited when they make eye contact than when the main pairing (usually jegulus) who has been slowburning for the past 20 chapters finally kiss. I’m just genuinely obsessed with them. I love all the other ships but bartylus just hits different.
It’s like jegulus is folklore and bartylus is reputation. I looooove folklore, it’s so pretty and poetic and tragic, but reputation has me giggling and kicking my feet, it gets me hyped up, it makes me feel badass, it makes me want to dance, I literally started loving Taylor Swift BECAUSE of reputation so at the end of the day I’ll always come back to reputation.
Jegulus is reading and bartylus is listening to music. I adore reading, every time someone asks me what I do for fun I tell them I read, but let’s all be honest I would not survive a single day without music.
Jegulus are my converse shoes and bartylus are my doc martens. I wear my converse almost every day, but I’m sooooo happy every time I wear my docs.
They’re so spideypool coded.
They’re so Batman x Joker coded.
They’re so lover x reputation coded.
They’re so Billy x Stu (from Scream) coded.
They’re so Kat x Patrick (from 10 Things I Hate About You) coded.
They’re so Violet x Finch (from All the Bright Places) coded.
They’re so Lazlo x Nadja (from What We Do in The Shadows) coded.
They’re so black cat x orange cat coded.
They’re so Florence + The Machines coded.
They’re so FOR YOUR LOVE by Måneskin coded.
They’re so Fast Car by Tracy Chapman coded.
I’ve been shipping them since before jegulus was ever anything more than a crack ship, before we started liking Evan so before Rosekiller was even a thing, and I’m not even remotely close to moving on. They live in my bones, in my veins, in my arteries, in my lungs, in my heart, in my brain, in my whole nervous system. They carved themselves in my skin and they run around in my head rent free. And I love every single version of them. Like give it to me toxic, sweet, angsty, desperate, tragically canon, unrequited, in a polycule, in a qpr, just give it to me in any way you want and I will eat. it. up. every. single. time.