we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

And the next step…

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

Oh my god

Anyway, I just emailed tips@disneyantipiracy.com to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

Holy fucking shit

I’m DYING.

More accurately

Royal Advisor After Grima is kicked out and Gandalf fucks off to do Wizard shit: Hey Theo, we should let the artists capture your likeness for the Hall of History, you know. In the event that something unfortunate happens when we go up against fucking Mordor.

Theoden: Oh shit, you're right. The portraits of my forebearers brought me much comfort in my times of darkness, and I should do the same for my (remaining) descendants.

Royal Advisor: Dope. OK, let's get you into your armor and gather up the artifacts of the era, so the historians in a couple hundred years can reference this. Your sword, your shield, your armor-

Theoden, nodding along: -And Snowmane.

Royal Advisor: Uh. Okay, yeah. We can have him like. looking in a Window or-

Theoden: No. I want him in the throne room with me. Also armored up.

Royal advisor: Uh. OK. Well, look we've got this cool bearskin to put in front of the throne as a symbol of your-

Theoden: Great. Snowman can stand there.

Royal Advisor: Uh.

Theoden: I'll just be to the side here.

Royal Advisor: ...

Theoden: And back a bit, so I don't get in his light.

Royal Advisor: ...Yeah. Okay. Why Not. Hey! Painter! Work fast! You're racing the speed of a horse's intestines here.

today i did a double feature of hop (2011) dir. tim hill and sonic the hedgehog (2020) dir. jeff fowler and i gotta say… james marsden is intimidatingly handsome and also has great chemistry with small talking cgi animal creatures

finding myself very invested in the James Marsden Chauffeuring Obnoxious Little CGI Creatures Cinematic Universe  (JMCOLCCCU) 

Imagine having this career

it all checks out

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

"Sorry sunshine"

Wow fucking IMAGINE if American politicians handled bullshit anti science believers that swiftly

“Can you promise that I will come back? - No. And if you do, you will not be the same.”

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by stevie nicks playing in the background 

me, managing to write one (1) coherent sentence:

Watermelon day

(via)

I just used the line “that’s not an asshole move, it’s a whole asshole ballet” and I’m kinda proud of it so it’s going here where it will get the recognition it deserves.

A pas de douche, if you will

All right, the rest of you can go home, this one wins.

Taps mic: Why wasn’t Karen Chakwas invited to the Citadel party, why weren’t Kenneth & Gabby allowed to go hey hey BioWare what about engineer Adams hey B

EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON

‘,:)

10/10

it's what daft punk would have wanted

Bread thief. (via lexiyounng)

That is the funniest fucking response to anything I’ve ever seen in my life ever

OH THIS IS HEAVEN LOOK AT THEM

The polka dot boots. The unexpected second and third platter. What can only be described as butler behavior.

Okay, I don’t know how true this is - but this is huge fucking news.

I’ve been saying this for a while now, but Disney, Amazon and co. are trying to return to the studio system of the old Hollywood days that got - rightly - discontinued in the 1960s. Those were the days when each studio owned their own cinemas that could only stream their movies, where they owned actors who could only play in their movies (unless hired out by others) - and that led to people like Judy Garland, Marilyn Monroe etc. literally being owned by studios that fed them non stop pills and driven to overdose.

That’s the end point. That’s not the point we’re at now. But you’ll notice that in the last 3 or 4 years, every major production company now has a streaming platform. Much like up until the late 1960s in America, you can only see movies on company-owned platforms. This, with Johansson, is a huge step further - the largest production company in the world - who breached contract, not the other way around - are now essentially blacklisting Johansson from working with them for speaking out against them. Sure, this isn’t a blacklist on the level of the red and lavender scares - but if they can do this to Johansson, the biggest actor in the world, it sets a huge fucking precedent for blacklisting anybody who stands up for workers’ rights.

It also sees Disney - and other companies will follow suit, as they always do - moving a step closer to owning their stars. What Disney is trying to say is that Disney and Johansson are not equal partners in the contract, but that Disney has the ultimate say over everything. This idea that the contract is a formality is absolutely fucked, because it means that artists have no rights under the corporations, and if they want to continue to work they have to obey. Nobody is signing exclusive contracts yet, but you bet this is reverting to Judy Garland times. 

We are not going forwards. The movie industry is going backwards to the days of Louis B. Mayer (and it’s capitalism’s fault) and we all need to boost the fuck out of this. The courts will handle the Disney case - but we must support ScarJo (I say as very much a non ScarJo fan) and make sure that she continues to have a career after this, to set the precedent that audiences will not stand for future blacklisting.