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SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.

  • [ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.
  • [ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.
  • [ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.
  • [ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.
  • [ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.
  • [ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.
  • [ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.
  • [ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.
  • [ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.
  • [ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.
  • [ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.
  • [ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.
  • [ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.
  • [ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.
  • [ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.
  • [ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.
  • [ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.
  • [ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.
  • [ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.
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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

veilled :
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair ❤ = kissing them ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare ♣ = discovering them crying 回 = patching a wound ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
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PTSD sufferers don’t get to move on. This is how the disease works. Forgiveness, acceptance, inner peace–all of things are well and good, but at the end of the day, PTSD doesn’t care. You’re still going to jump when someone slams a door. You’re still gonna have nightmares. The trauma is not just a horrible event or experience. It’s a life sentence. It’s a burden that cannot be shed.

Ever (via anxlgesic)

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

  • ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
  • ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
  • ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  • ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
  • ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
  • ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
  • ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
  • ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 
  • ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
  • ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
  • ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
  • ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
  • ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
  • ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
  • ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
  • ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS.
  • ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
  • ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
  • ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
  • ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
  • ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
  • ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
  • ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
  • ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
  • ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
  • ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 
  • ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 
  • ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 
  • ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 
  • ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 
  • ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
  • ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
  • ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
  • ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 
  • ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
  • ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 
  • ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
  • ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 
  • ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
  • ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
  • ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
  • ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   
  • ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
  • ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 
  • ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 
  • ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
  • ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
  • ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
  • ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 
  • ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
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I’VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE DOWN HERE RECENTLY,   but i refuse to let myself get caught up in my own head and ruin my muse. so i’m gonna put my head down and finish those damn starters and actually start writing up my other verses   ( injustice 2 / arkham knight n’ whatnot )   which also reminds me i need to further hash out my post-gotham city sirens verse. aaaand i gotta fix my navigation page oh laawd 🙏🙏
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hey kiddos !    in short :    money  is  hella  tight  right  now .      as some of you know ,     i was disowned by my family last year when i came out ,     which means  i  am  financially  on  my  own .      i’m also going to school full - time ,    so i can only manage a part - time job right now ,  which just isn’t cutting it .

with that said ,     i’m going to be  re - opening  my  commissions !     i still don’t do icons ,    but i will do the following :

THEME  BACKGROUND :     $10 PROMO :       1 panel  $5   /   2 panels  $7 MOBILE  HEADER :    $5 DASH  ICON :     $1

even if you aren’t commissioning anything ,      i’d  really  appreciate a quick reblog !     thank u guys for reading sm !      send me a quick im if ur interested !     bless up !

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just had a guy buy something from my etsy store, which is uk based and only ships within the uk.... but his address is so not legit and doesn’t have a number nor a street name. it also says, Florida aMERICA, not even united states of america but then he has a uk postcode... so i’m a little confused... how in the world... what am i meant to do?!
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"I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD.”    eyes soft and features veiled  —   skin dimmed down to a ivory-tone and eyes a light green. her human form blending into their surrounding’s as the redhead   FAST-TROTTED   over to her friend, stopping just in front her  —  her arms hovering awkwardly in the air as she takes the other woman in. given that their   LAST   meeting hadn’t been the most happy of scenario’s... ivy did not feel the strange pull that she expected to. instead, a more  SELFISH  part of her yearned despite the heightened tensions in their relationship,  HARLEY   still called upon ivy when in need  —  and that was strangely uplifting. but still, she did not know where they stood.  "HOW ARE YOU DOING, KID?”
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