"Wasn't me this time ..."
violence IS the answer, actually
we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get
yeah he says he loves you but would he unleash cosmic horrors beyond mankind’s comprehension on the world for you
i get these violent urges and moods where i just want to fight and bleed it’s like an ache in my chest
'Experience /under his belt/'! (snort-giggle)
"Shut up, you."
“Oh c’mon kid, that was funny!”
Had to share this @WeHeartIt
yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed
From a meme list: “You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.”
Thera: *Both called out and laughing her arse off.*
“I don’t recall any objections at the time ...”
Roy Mustang (via incorrectfmaquotes)
" ... Stop that."
" ... Stop that."
“No.”
I love the type ship of a powerful badass woman, with the cute/dramatic/brooding man who would follow his lady everywhere and do everything (being lethal maybe) to protect and defend her, even though obviously he doesn’t need… but still his love and admiration is so big that nothing would stop him from doing it. Accept the strong position of his lady (even if she’s kind of his boss), truly respect that and also be all like “do not dare to say my woman is nothing without me, she’ll kick your ass and I’ll help in this”, before of course, look at his girl with the biggest heart eyes. Fight together as equals, a *power couple*, but alone *two dorks in love*.