so apparently ashley benson and cara delevingne are dating so i would like to take a moment to thank jesus for reassuring me that i haven’t just been projecting my own bisexuality onto ashley benson this whole time
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
I want this on a bumper sticker
Me deciding what I'm going to do today
guys dan is still on the tour bus. they forgot him
Fanfic: So they’re in highschool
Me: yeah
Fanfic: But here’s the thing
Me: mhmm
Fanfic: One’s and nerd
Me: GO ON
Fanfic: AND THE OTHER ONE’S A JOCK
Me:
imagine your otp
Genie: You have 3 wishes
Me: I wish One Direction would come back from their hiatus
Genie: You still have 3 left, that one’s on me
Phil’s parents’ house is being extra creepy with the noises luckily he is brave
So I was randomly generating bitlife people to get good statistics and I came across this...
no
you’re out of this world! happy birthday @amazingphil
you’re out of this world! happy birthday @amazingphil
why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated? is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style
the usa government shuts down and then dan and phil shut down, coincidence? i think not