recen por mi los orales de esta semana van a ser un puto cuadro
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my body trying desparately to inform me I'm iron deficient: YOU FEEL BAD EAT MORE LEAVES
my brain: have we tried love. have we tried falling in love
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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
GUYS WE MADE IT
#finally got invited to a friend wedding and not a relative wedding. true adulthood has been reached#thank god for very religious people who don't believe in having your first child after thirty#also im so glad for her..... i remember being freshly eighteen in college and making friends with her two months in or so and how many good#moments we've spent together and how she always used to tell me how badly she wanted to have children and now she's getting married!!!#i cant believe i really got to grow up next to her and see this next (very adult) part of her life#zai.ez
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laid up in bed googling normal things like have i ruined my life. is it too late
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Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.
Anonymous asked:
I’m glad my mom died
i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this
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i made a quiz: what does your soul smell like? (friendship/ relationship compatibility in the results!)
every cardcaptor sakura episode:
> Sakura wakes up too late and rushes to school
> toya makes a silly comment
> they meet yukito doing fuck all
> tomoyo’s daily love confession to Sakura
> *sth feels off at school* *they ignore it*
> Li: Sakura you dunce this HAS to be a clow card
> they fight for 3 seconds
> Kero chan eats desert
> yukito and toya yaoi moment
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neurodivergent people will take one of these and make it an unhealthy and immovable fixture in life for 6 months before moving on like nothing happened like its their job
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in a situationship with God.
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I just want to know who the unhinged motherfucker was that was like
Romantic regency carriage scene?
We need Mr. Worldwide, score it with a Pitbull song
chicos sé que os la pela TANTO pero estoy disfrutando tantísimo de la temporada nueva de los bridgerton...... mi momento más heterobasico genuinamente
#i am not immune to propragranda (straight romance)#si vierais los mensajes que hay ahora mismo en el chat que tengo con mis amigas. si tan sólo los vierais#y ni siquiera sólo cosas horny eh que estamos aquí hilando para deducir cuántas temporadas van a hacer quién va a protagonizar cada una y#cuánto van a cambiar de los libros#nuestro momento más calmado#bridgerton#zai.ez#also mi momento (y confesión) más humilde: nada me hizo plantearme tanto la bisexualidad como la temporada dos de esta serie os lo juro
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EMMA D'ARCY — Ph. by Sarah Piantadosi for ES Magazine (May 2024)