Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

Wow

stickers make monkey brain go BRRRR

Disney Ladies + Science (& “Science”). Thanks to our followers for ideas.

Yes, textile engineer. That’s not a fashion designer in any way.

You’ve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs

she did a tad more than “design” them

(Id go so far as to say “tactical textile engineer”

And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, she’s a tactile tactical textile engineer.

And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, she’s a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

And she’s the best at what she does, which makes her a talented tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.

i can’t believe people actually came for Edna Mode like that 

the face of a new man

Cinematic parallels

Jackasses.

Because I finished rewatching AtLA the other day.

Finally Toph’s life changing trip with Zuko

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

absolutely nothing in a video game has set a tone as well as asgore smashing the mercy button at the start of his fight and thats just a fucking fact 

Please elaborate. I want to hear more about what you think of this.

not to be serious about epic divorce man but like. the asgore fight is more or less the payoff of the advertised theme of undertale - “you don’t have to kill anyone”, and he does the most to challenge this theme, not just to the player but on a personal level, since the running motif of undertale’s monsters is that they don’t want to kill you either, but they have to or less they will never be free. 

the scene beforehand, where small shock plays, is given additional context on replays and knowing how chara, flowey, asriel, and frisk all relate to each other - asgore is looking at someone who looks identical and acts identically to his child who, from his perspective, died of an illness that he could not prevent, and he has to kill them again 

it is as equally “you cannot spare me” as it is “i cannot spare you”, which when juxtaposed against how asgore never uses attacks that are aimed at the player directly, creates the mood that is “neither of us want to be here but we have to be for there to be a future at all so someone needs to fucking die already” and its really fucking good

Wow this is awesome it sounds good

I can’t stop watching it.

For fans of chocolate and fans of Particle Annihilation Beam technology

Educate yourself.

i did this instead of schoolwork

Penguins going down the stairs

(via)

is this orange or yellow.

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

Palpatine’s Journey

According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao

the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema