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Stucky

@dibsonamericasass

They will be the death of me
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nickfowlerrr
if i could 🥀 - chapter 3
pairing: bucky barnes x plus size reader
warnings: paranoia, anxiety, talk of loss, isolations, loneliness, depression, angst, fluff, and if i’m missing anything, pls let me know!
words: 5.7k
notes: this hasn’t been proofread so sorry in advance for any errors. as always, feedback is more than welcome! thank you for reading and reblogging and i hope you all enjoy this chapter. 
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Azriel’s Kinks (Headcannon)

Warning(s): Bondage, BDSM, master/sir kink, edging

-He loves to use his shadows as restraints. He loves it especially when he goes down on you, typing your legs open to the bed post and arms above your head. You have a habit of shutting your legs when he sucks your clit and makes you feel a little too good. Boy, did he fix that.

-That’s not the only thing he uses his shadows for. In public, in front of his brothers, anywhere, he has his shadows caress your nipples through your shirt, going in between your legs.

-He’ll tell you to call him only master/sir. If you fuck it, he will put you over his knee and spank you until your ass is red and tears are flowing down your cheeks.

-Nothing brings him more sinister joy than edging you for literal hours. His ribbed, scarred fingers feel oh so good dragging up your cunt, circling on your clit. He rubs and pinches it until you’re right on the edge of the cliff, then stops suddenly, administering a slap to your clit. “Bad girl.” He growls, that low voice making you clench down on nothing. “You cum with I say you can.”

-He is a masochistic sadist. He enjoys receiving and giving pain. Please, please run your nails down his back while he pounds you into oblivion. He also loves to humiliate you in front of Cass and Rhys, commenting on your arousal after he grabs your ass when they’re not looking. “Any male could scent your dripping cunt from across Velaris.” He smirks. Cassian and Rhys only chuckle darkly, hardly feeling sorry for you when your scent only heightens after his words. 

-He is very possessive, but in a way that makes you rub your thighs together. He always keeps a hand on the small of your back, giving any male that eyes you a deathly stare.

-King of aftercare. He’ll sweetly caress your body with his shadows, shielding you in his wings like a cocoon. The poor Illyrian baby is touch starved of affection, and he needs the time to just hold you in his arms after so much relentless fucking. He even rubs cream on your bruises that he gave you, but leaves the love bites on your neck visible, obviously.

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Then panic the night before the exam because you got so lost in a fantasy world that you didn't get to revise the whole material✌🏼👁️👄👁️
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𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯

Welcome to my first Kinktober! The taglist ist open until 1st October 2021

𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀 — Taglist

1st Damon Salvatore “Edging”

2nd Steve Rogers “Praise kink”

3rd Stefan Salvatore “Biting kink”

4th Bucky Barnes “Choking”

5th Elijah Mikaelson “Daddy kink”

6th Billy Russo “Sex Toys”

8th Wanda Maximoff “Hair pulling”

9th Kol Mikaelson “Face sitting”

10th Natasha Romanoff “Thigh riding”

11th Kai Parker “Voyeurism”

14th Carol Danvers “Pussy Spanking”

16th Damon Salvatore “Gagging”

17th Steve Rogers “Breeding”

19th Bucky Barnes “Knife play”

20th Elijah Mikaelson “Fisting”

21st Billy Russo “Car sex”

22nd Klaus Mikaelson “Public”

23rd Wanda Maximoff “Degradation”

25th Natasha Romanoff “Role play”

28th Silas “Riding”

29th Carol Danvers “Squirting”

30th Sylvie Laufeydottir “Begging”

𝗧𝗮𝗴𝘀 —

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MASTERLIST

Hi, I'm Chelsea, and my current muse is Billy Russo from Netflix's The Punisher series. Enjoy this masterlist I put together just for you. I love you all. ❤ Please remember to read my warnings.
* = smut
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Masterlist

*= smut

The Boys™ (Logan, Billy and Aleksander)

Billy Russo

  • Headcanons/drabbles
  • One shots
You developed a little bit of a fixation for Billy’s hands. You didn’t think he would noticed it, but you were wrong. He finds out and uses it to his advantage.
You met Billy three months ago and he’s been relentless in his pursuit of you. One night he comes to your house completely drunk, needing comfort from his childhood memories.
  • Others

General Kirigan

  • Headcanons/drabbles
  • One shots
Being an Alkemi you never were really close to General Kirigan, quite the contrary. That was until you caught his attention… by blowing up part of the Little Palace, accidentally of course. He didn’t take it well.
You were a soldier of the Holy Order, on a undercover mission to capture the Darkling. During your stay at the Little Palace you discover his darkest secret, but he also descovers yours.
  • Others

Logan Delos

  • Headcanons/drabbles
  • One shots
You’ve been giving Logan attitude all day long, refusing to explain why. He tried to be understanding, but enough is enough. He takes matters in his own hands.
  • Others

Sirius Black

  • Headcanons
  • One shots
Sirius Black hates Slytherins with all his heart. But his little brother’s best friend is just too delicious for him to resist temptation.

Asks

These are asks in which I talk about characters’ impression that I have (they aren’t long or articulated enough to be considered headcanons or blurbs) or where I talk a little bit more in detail about my boundaries in what I write.
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Ok, but about that Ben Barnes picture, just imagine, riding Kirigan with him sitting on that throne, just holding your hips and dictating how fast you move and calling you "good girl"...I think that has become my new perverted fantasy

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Are you trying to kill me? Because it's working.

He'll get high on the power he has, sitting on the throne and having you do everything to please him. He's on top of the world and you'll see it in his gaze. He's usually very composed and collected, but now he's delirious. He'll make you go harder and harder, gripping your hips with a bruising hold. He has finally achieved his ultimate goal and he has you on his cock, he won't hide how powerful he feels. "You're fucking the Tzar of all of Ravka, little one" "Ne Tzar Aleksander (long live Tzar Aleksander), who's way more handomsome than the last!" he would laugh at your joke, but the hunger never leaves his eyes.

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bucksfucks

  just friends

abstract ; you & chris are just friends, right?

pairing ; chris evans x actress!reader

word count ; 1,521 words

content warnings ; RPF, lots of feelings, lots of teasing, fingering, mirror sex, bathroom sex, dirty talk, praise kink, dumbification, unprotected sex, chris evans is an ass man, pet names [baby & sweetheart], ruined kink, breeding kink, after care — 18+ ONLY • MINORS DNI

a note ; chris evans use me challenge

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DELETE THIS NOW!

Lmfao

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

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illbegotdamn

when she cums & you don’t stop

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*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

femsubdenial

Yeah, but usually I’m more into methodical teasing and build-up like:

with the occasional

This just keeps getting better

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chuckyface

Lmao. Bye!

Reblog to save a life! lol

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alwaysbewoke

but then sometimes you be with these chicks who act like they ain’t never going to cum but you hanging in there, with you hand and forearm cramping up just determined as fuck

and then finally all those wrist curls and pull ups pay off and you bring her house fucking house down

and you just take a bow like a fucking champion even if no one is around!

😭

Stahp

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

#justice

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

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chokesngags

wow lol

It got even better 😂

Omg you fuckers made it better

You people are amazing

DAYS LATER…

your hand is still a little sore…

but was it worth it? *remembers her moaning, yelling, cumming, flopping around, turning into butter in your hand*

HELL FUCKING YEA!

Damn this is on point!!!

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

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impinochia

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

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chubbybiebz

How can you not reblog this

OMG..

BAHAHAHAHAAA

THEN ONE NIGHT SHE’S LIKE “I WANT TO TRY TOYS” SO YOU’RE LIKE

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

cartoon-sexx

Woah longest message i ever read

Must Reblog!!!

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wheatu

My life is done. I can die happy.

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lashana

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

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velvet74sub

Damn, that cartoon has now been wrecked, I’ll never watch it the same way again.

Thank you

tagging the dirty crew in here @lokislastlove @nuggsmum @lowbrowcomicinterludes

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luna-aestas

This is a blessing

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autumnrose40

omfg lmao

this is my favorite post on here from now on

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Night Before

pairings: bucky x reader

warnings: smut, fluff

summary: it’s the night before you and bucky become mr & mrs barnes. when the boys bring their bachelor party to the girls bachelorette party, buck & y/n can’t keep their hands off each other.

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“Voulez-Vou” by Abba blasted through the speakers on the outdoor patio of the air bnb. You and all your girls planned to dance, laugh, and just let loose all night long. With a drink in your hand and Natasha screaming the lyrics to the song practically right into to your ear, you knew the only way to make the night better would be having Bucky with you. Wanda and Nat had to practically pull you two apart from each other so you could go to your bachelor and bachelorette parties. You guys stuck together like glue, but you knew that you’d both have a fun time tonight thanks to the most amazing group of friends.

“Y/N, babes, you have that look on your face.” Natasha said as she poured herself another drink.

“What look?” You questioned not knowing at all what she meant.

“You miss Bucky. I can tell, babes.”

“What?!” You asked surprised, “I can totally go a night without him. I don’t miss him, I just hope he’s having a good time with the boys.”

“No no.. Y/N, hun, you miss him. You want his dick.” Natasha said casually as she sipped her drink.

“Nat! I do not want his dick. Well… I mean yea, of course I want his dick but I’m having a great time with you guys! I’m serious!” You reassured her that you were really happy to be at the party.

“Right… Well I have a surprise for you soon.” Natasha said giving you a little smirk. “Nat… please tell me you didn’t invite strippers.”

“Nope, Buck wouldn’t let me,” Natasha laughed. “I did use his credit card to rent Magic Mike though, don’t tell him.”

After a few more minutes of dancing with your girls, you noticed someone jumping the gate in the yard that led to the patio.

“Um, guys… who just jumped our gate??” You turned to the girls in confusion. As you all moved closer in the yard to see who the person was, about ten more guys began hopping over the gate. You all let out a collective scream until you realized who they were.

“We come in peace! And with more alcohol!” Steve, Bucky’s best man, shouted across the yard.

The boys have crashed your party.

You and all the girls let out a sigh of relief now knowing these “intruders” but also let out some light punches on the boys as they got closer and playfully reprimanded them for scaring you.

The boys joined your girls on the dance floor; everyone now dancing, drinking, laughing, and definitely flirting.

You didn’t see your handsome fiancé on the dance floor, but when you glanced over to the gate and saw one more guy hopping over, you knew it was your man.

You ran over to Bucky, and just as his feet hit the ground, you got on your tip-toes and crashed your lips onto his soft ones. You put your palms on his chest and pushed him up against the gate, lips continuing to move against each other.

“Hey baby,” he sighed out as you pulled apart for air. “Thanks for the warm welcome.” He winked at you.

“Well thanks for crashin’ the party.” You smirked up at him.

“Steve and Natasha thought it’d be a fun idea. Think they also know I can’t stay away from you for too long.” Bucky said with a laugh. “Now turn around sweetheart, I have something for you.”

You turned around and felt a coolness hit your neck. You looked down to see a golden locket and let out a small gasp.

“Bucky…” you turned to face him, “this is absolutely beautiful. Thank you.”

“Of course, doll. Thought you could wear it tomorrow.” Bucky smiled at you, his eyes full of adoration as he looked at the woman he was completely in love with.

You brought your lips to his again, locking your hands around his neck. He brought his hands that were on your waist down to your ass giving it a light squeeze. You let out a gasp allowing him to slip his tongue in your mouth. You moved one of your hands down palming the hardness in his jeans. Bucky let out a moan bringing you back to reality.

“Baby, as much as I wanna keep doing this, our friends are right over there..” you said pulling away to look at him.

“Yeah… you’re right. C’mon.”

Bucky grabbed your hand pulling you behind him. He led you through your crowd of friends and into the air bnb.

“Get that dick, babes! Don’t be too loud!” Natasha shouted from Steve’s arms making a blush arise on your cheeks.

Bucky pulled you into the bedroom and pushed you against the door, your palms on the door frame, ass pushed against his front. He eagerly unzipped your dress letting it fall to your feet.

“Been cravin’ you all night, doll. Thought I could wait til tomorrow night but fuck I need you.” Bucky groaned out as you turned back around leaving a trail of hot kisses down his neck. You eagerly unbuttoned his dress shirt pushing it off his shoulders.

“Mm, need you too baby. You’re so good to me. Can’t wait to be your wife in the mornin’.”

Bucky hearing you call yourself his wife made his cock twitch in his jeans. He quickly unbuttoned his pants and pushed them down along with his boxers.

Once Bucky was completely naked, you pushed him down onto the bed a few feet away. You straddled his his thighs, grinding your clothed pussy onto his cock.

“Oh fuck, Y/N,” he groaned out.

After you reached around to take your bra off, Bucky flipped the two of you over. He slid your panties down your legs sensually and licked a strip from your wet hole to your clit. You let out a shutter at the feeling of his cool tongue on your hot sex.

“As much as I wanna keep lickin’ up this sweet pussy and make cum just from my mouth, I need to be inside you. Need to feel you around me, doll.”

Please,” you whined out.

Bucky pushed into you making you both let out a gasp at the feeling. You moved your hands to feel his back muscles in every movement. He nuzzled his face into your neck letting out soft moans right into your ear that made you wanna cum from the sound alone.

“Right there, baby” you whined out, “I’m so fucking close.”

Bucky moved in harder strokes hitting the sweet spot that made you cum all over his cock. He reached down to your clit rubbing tight circles. You came in seconds with Bucky not far behind.

“Ah f-fuck,” Bucky moaned out loudly, not even attempting to be quiet as he released in your warm walls. “I love you so much doll, so much.” He whispered into your ear.

You both laid there in sweet silence catching your breath. He laid his head on your breasts, arms wrapped around your waist while you ran your fingers through his brown locks.

“They probably all know we just came in here to fuck.” You said with a laugh. “They definitely all know we just came in here to fuck.” Bucky replied with a smile playing on his lips. “But I should probably go find Steve and head back to the hotel.” He said while reaching for his clothes that were strewn around the room. “Yeah I should get back to the girls, see what else they have planned. Thanks for coming to see me tonight, baby.” You smiled at him planting a kiss on his neck.

Once you were both somewhat presentable, you reached for the door. Before you opened it, Bucky grabbed your face in his warm hands. He connected your lips in a sweet kiss that made you never wanna stop kissing him.

“I’ll see ya at the alter, doll.” Your fiancé winked making butterflies erupt in your stomach.

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This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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coolstoryrob
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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

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memeseverdie

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

Wow. That explains…a lot, actually.

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