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Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

Feel free to add any favorites!

Full scansion:

metrical form: common hymn meter (iambic tetrameter + iambic trimeter, or iambic heptameter) rhyme scheme: ABCB

This is some Lewis Caroll-tier shit

...the worst part is that if it scans to Amazing Grace? It also scans to the Gilligan's Island theme. And it does.

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

the only good april fool’s joke

trains are to engineering as crabs are to biology. on a long enough timescale, if you optimize almost any system enough, you eventually get some form of either a train or a crab

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rare instance of a tv tropes article that is so much better with the spoilers blurred out

really missing out on a career as a dead saint depicted in an uncanny and mystical and lightly erotic way

whats everyone's brain idling music because for some hell reason my brain decided today's is yakety sax and i am. stressed.

Today it seems to be the Olga of Kiev song from Puppet History, which is also not relaxing

it's non-exhaustive, but I do have a playlist of my usual suspects:

i will reblog this 365 days a year

I WASN’T READY FOR THIS POST.

GUYS IT’S BACK

OH HOT SKIPPY DAMN IT’S BACK

I did not realize they were GIFS at first but I’m damn happy they are

i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.

the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to

Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off

How dare you keep this in the tags @narwhalsarefalling

🚨ppl on T plz read!!🚨

hey friends, please check your 1ml vials of testosterone! there’s been a recall of a Sun Pharm batch because of bacterial contamination. i just checked and i had several from the contaminated lot i had to throw away.

the contaminated batch info is:

LOT: HAC3427A

EXP: 8/2023

manufactured by Sun Pharmaceuticals, and the number for Sun’s Customer Service Department is 1-800-818-4555

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EDIT: additional info from sadpearonmars

I also want to note as this post gains traction and some people are misinterpreting it: This recall is due to an abnormal appearance on machinery, no specific contaminant has been identified but they are assuming the entire lot is contaminated as any pharmaceutical manufacturer would, just to be safe. I’ve seen some fearmongering about completely unsubstantiated assumptions so I want to clear it up: This is not going to kill you. So far the only adverse affects I have heard of has been skin irritation, but if you injected from the compromised lot and are experiencing anything out of the ordinary, call SunPharm to report it. And of course please seek medical help if you are concerned about any symptoms.

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[video desc:

a man in a t-shirt stands in front of a picture of pepperoni pizza with green cursive text reading “Tony Italian-Name’s Pizza” in the corner.

“Hey it’s me again, Tony Italian-Name, inventor of the world’s famous Pizza full of HRT that helps you medically transition.

Well unfortunately, I have some bad news.

Someone told the fuckin’ cops.

I know right, can you believe it. So now we have to stop selling Pizza that’s full of HRT.

But they didn’t say shit about cannolis!”

The background changes to cannolis. “These babies are fulla testosterone and nobody can stop me!”

The background changes to strombolis. “We put estrogen in the strombolis! Do you want titties? Eat a stromboli!”

The background changes to lasagna. “Essstradiol lasagna!”

The background changes to a pizza and salad. “So what are you waiting for? Come on down to Tony Italian-Name’s Pizzeria before someone fuckin’ NARCs again.”

“Don’t be a narc” appears in the corner.

/ end desc]

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