i feel so called out by this post…
don’t talk to me or my tiny neck son ever again
Fuckin uuuuuuhhhhh
Can we talk about how 2D goes from
I’ll kick your ass Don’t try me
To
REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
Matt getting distracted by Floyd
Not to be like…controversial or anything but like….jealousy…turning saints into the sea….swimming through sick lullabies…choking on your alibis…
Knights of the Round Table
THOT CONGAYGION
first it was new kind of kink
then dick town (dick down)
now Thot Congaygion
the holy trinity
REVERE A MILLION PRAYERS
AND DRAW ME INTO YOUR HOLINESS
BUT THERE’S NOTHING THERE
LIGHT ONLY SHINES FROM THOSE WHO SHARE
UNLEASH A MILLIOOOON DROOOONES
cONFINE ME THEN ERASE ME BABE
DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL
ITS LIKE IT DiIED LoONG aGO
YOUR SKIN FEELS WARM TO THE TOUCH
YOU CAN BRIING ME BAACK TO LIIFE
ON THE OUTSIDE YOU’RE ABLAZE AND ALIVE
BUT YOURE DEAD INSIDE
YOU’RE FREE TO TOUCH THE SKY
WHILST I AM CRUSHED AND PULVERISED
BECAUSE YOU NEED CONTROL
NOW I’M THE ONE WHO’S LETTING GO
YOU LIIIIIIKE TO GIVE AN IIIIIIIIIIINCH
WHILST I AM GIVING INFINITY
BUT NOW I’VE GOT NOTHING LEFT
YOU HAVE NO CARES AND I’M BEREFT
YOUR SKIN FEELS WARM TO CARESS
I SEE MAGIC IN YOUR EYES
ON THE OUTSIDE YOU’RE ABLAZE AND ALIVE
BUT YOU’RE DEAD INSIDE
FEEL ME NOW, HOLD ME PLEASE
I NEED YOU TO SEE WHO I REALLY AM
OPEN UP TO ME, STOP HIDING FROM ME
ITS HURTING ME, ONLY YOU CAN STOP THE PAIN
DON’T LEAVE ME OUT IN THE COLD
DON’T LEAVE ME OUT TO DIE
I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, I CAN’T GIVE YOU ANYMORE
NOW I’VE BECOME JUST LIKE YOU
MY LIPS FEEL WARM TO THE TOUCH
MY WORDS SEEM SO ALIVE
MY SKIN IS WARM TO CARESS
I’LL CONTROL AND HYPNOTISE
YOU’VE TAUGHT ME TO LIE WITHOUT A TRACE
AND TO KILL WITH NO REMORSE
ON THE OUTSIDE IM THE GREATEST GUY
…now I’m DEAD INSIDE
the fallen
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
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