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Xena and Gabrielle to each other every time there is a man who desires romance with one of them: follow your heart I want you to be happy so don’t decide to not be with him for my sake

Whichever one of them has most recently been given the speech: You are literally part of my heart, you are my home, my devotion to you and our life together knows no bounds, you taught me how to love

How do I describe to the young folk that I would rather stab myself in the leg than record video of my own face

Nothing is more devastating than this. The UN World Food Program has officially suspended aid delivery to northern Gaza, citing violence and lack of safety as major reasons the aid trucks aren’t getting through. Israeli officers are liberally shooting at Palestinians who try to approach the trucks in hopes of getting even the smallest morsels of food, despite the fact that Israel has allowed only one crossing for the already woefully low numbers of aid they’re permitting entry. Reportedly this number has fallen from 140 a day in January to just 60 a day this month, and now 16% of all Gazan children under 2 are “acutely malnourished.” Meanwhile, the US vetoes a call for a ceasefire for the third fucking time. It’s so inhumane in its cruelty it’s actually shocking to see it being allowed to go on and on, and on an international level no less.

It also just broke a day ago that Israeli officers are arbitrarily detaining Palestinian girls and women, denying them medicine and menstruation products, keeping them in cages during the rain and cold, beating them, and raping them. And not only are Israeli officers doing this, but they’re literally uploading it online. It was also reported that Israel is purposefully separating children from their parents. And just in case zionists argue this is biased or sensationalized journalism, this was literally disclosed through a UN report.

You’re soulless scum if you see all this happening and still cry Hamas. You are the last person on this earth who deserves to live while all these innocents die in such brutal, horrific ways. You do not deserve to live.

Special shoutout to the Israeli protestors who’ve been blocking aid to southern Gaza in the meanwhile. It really needs to be highlighted that it’s not only the Israeli government that breeds genocidal maniacs. A lot of Israelis simply don’t see Palestinians as people—and the US vetoing a ceasefire has all but validated that belief.

This is basically what my physical therapist had me do for my back problems last year and it helped with the pain so much! Also walk for at least thirty minutes a day, even if it's just in small chunks throughout the day.

@plaguedocboi as our resident Marine Life Expert, is this true or false?

This is the Irukandji jellyfish, which has venom 100 times more potent than a cobra and sends 50-100 people to the hospital annually. It’s venom can cause fatal brain hemorrhages.

This is a viperfish. It only grows a foot long and can’t do shit to you.

So yes, I’d say it’s accurate.

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happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month

absolutely here for Bobbin’ Robin

did the news of elons burner account where he roleplays a toddler hit here yet

the worlds richest man has a breeding kink and he also roleplays as his toddler son on twitter dot com

Girl no not your shark coochie board

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MICHELLE YEOH by Chen Man for Harper's Bazaar China, March 2023