Dio: IT'S
Giorno: everyone knows stop
DIO: I DON'T CARE
DIO: MY SON'S AN ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giorno: happy father's day, mi padre, i got you a
Dio: that's a thing? what a horrible holiday. i'd spend mine dancing on my father's grave
Giorno: die then
happy pride this week’s headcanon is that giorno is gay and his Giant Bi Father is proud of him
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brando cuddle pile (dio and giorno were uninvited guests)
Anonymous asked:
I can't find a Dio that will answer this so now I'm desperate... *Breaths in* DIO WHY DO YOU TURN PURPLE WHILE GOING OVER HEAVEN!!! Also hello Giorno you look nice today/tonight!
dio: i think we should make an instant gram page for the two of us and become famous
dio: joseph could set it up with all the selfies he has of me
giorno: you're saying so many mistakes at once that i can't keep up
dio: what? it could be fun
dio: i could get dms catcalling me daddy and i could say, only to one son. only message me again if you dare risk your life
giorno: i have brothers
dio: who told you
giorno: you did when you told me you had three other kids but you only had the limited amount of compassion to care about one
dio: oh right. that's why they aren't a part of the instant gram.
Anonymous asked:
What made you turn to the side of Dio, Giorno? I know this is a jokey blog but even if you don't favor Jonathan, certainly you'd favor the good, right? Or is there some other reason Dio doesn't know about?
We all have weaknesses, don’t we?
Little ones, big ones. Money, fame, popularity. Being true to yourself, or being weak with yourself. I have wanted to see the face in my wallet made real. Though I know he is a demon, I...
I have found comfort in his words. I have found comfort in challenging him, and he seems to grow prouder the more I test his conviction. I don’t know if he sees me as a future enemy, but if I’m playing with fire, I’ll know when the flames start to get too hot.
- g.g.
My son calls me a demon, yet I enjoy that little answer of his.
- D
giorno: you know how my worst enemy was named literally the devil and your name is god
dio: are you trying to do a hook-up
giorno: not today satan
dio: i thought your enemy was satan
giorno: you can't take every plate on the sushi conveyor belt
dio: [spitting rice] jotaro is sitting two seats away from us and he's not allowed to have ANYTHING
dio: i don't trust the red white and orange one
giorno: refer to my friends by names and not colors okay
dio: where is his hair? what is he hiding under his hat
dio: the world
the world: pchwwwww
dio: [lifts mista's hat, the fourth sex pistol is hidden beneath]
dio: [puts it back on]
dio: i don't know what i expected
giorno: this is my gang
dio, in a quiet voice: which one tried to make you drink piss
giorno: dad, stop, we're not starting drama
dio: it's not drama
dio: it's parental responsibility
dio: to swing him around like a ceiling fan until centripetal force kills him
abbacchio: come at me, you just described something from my self-loathing dream journal
dio: what a happy camper
abbacchio: but first would you like some tea
dio: *would* i
Anonymous asked:
can we illustrate your chat logs? im dying
Holy fuck!!! Go for it!
Anonymous asked:
This blog is triple good
Thank you, I’m glad everyone has gone along with the notion that I just post whatever mudad-related junk I feel like now. Haha
Anonymous asked:
It's really, really nice to see you back! I know you were thinking about going away and did for a while. I hope you're feeling better now, and that you can continue to feel better! Thank you for being here and making all the great content you do :)
I’ve robbed the alphabet and u r a qtThank you.
dio: i get a little bit ghengis khan ♪
dio:
giorno: aren't you going to finish the song
dio: no, my investment in it stops there
dio: sometimes i feel a little warlordy and that's all
giorno: padre made a rule where I can't describe him in an ugly way in exchange for 5,000 grand in allowance a month
giorno:
giorno:
giorno:
giorno: too bad that gaudy yellow 80's fitness instructor couldn't outpay what i get from my gang anymore than he could get on a direct-to-VHS workout video
dio, slamming the door open:
dio: I
dio: HEARD
dio: EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dio: here we go, you just found out jonathan was a genetic donor and you're going to insist he's your real dad and
giorno: what? no
dio: ????
giorno: why would someone who's super dead be my father
giorno: i mean i carried your picture in my wallet where i could've carried a motivational picture of britney spears
giorno: whenever i swindled people out of their hard earned cash it was your face i saw motivating me to do it
dio: that's the kindest thing anyone has ever said about me without fear and respect also backing it
giorno: get bent
dio: [through tears] i'm so ready for the day you try to poison me
giorno: i already have, dad. i already have.