ah yes, adhd, better known as the disorder you only have sometimes

Lmao I’m screaming. This will be me if I ever have grandchildren.

September 4, 2018

Dear Tumblr, this is a special operation. We are going to purge the porn bots that follow us. 

Porn bots often have real looking usernames. The reason for this is because those usernames once belonged to real users. Bots hijack usernames as soon as it becomes available (Usernames become available if you change your username or delete your blog). They do this because the username (domain name) has more ‘authority’ than a complete new username. Porn bots rank higher in Google and other search engines because of this higher authority. It also makes them look more real.

But don’t be deceived. Let’s purge those bots! 

How to tell if a blog is a bot:

First go see who follows you on Tumblr. 

A blog is a porn bot when:

*Do not report empty blogs. There is nothing to report them for and chances are they are normal users that don’t use Tumblr after they created an account. 

How to purge a porn bot

Desktop

Mobile App

Please, report all the porn bots that follow you. Please reblog this post a few times until September 10! We need to act quickly, because chances are, bot owners will stumble upon this post and then start to mass unfollow or mass delete all the posts on their blog so we can’t identify them, only to start again when the coast is clear. Going through your followers and reporting the bots only takes five minutes and it’s going to have such a positive impact on the community. Your help is greatly appreciated! Let us all UNITE. 

LET THE PURGE COMMENCE!

i have a lot of followers and im gonna die but by god am i gonna yeet all these bots

There’s a turtle in my yard laying eggs

This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose

I’m not ready to be a single mom

I know shit about reptiles

I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth

Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer

Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care

I’m googling turtles right now. I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she’s a box turtle?

70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??

You a mom now

Text from stepmom “watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They’ll eat the eggs so chase them off”

I’m gonna fistfight nature

@mrswinterbarnes you’re not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow

I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye??

I don’t think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out

YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA

DAMN IT SHARRON

First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this

Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??

UPDATE

SHES BACK

NEVERMIND

ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE

That’s two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me

Call this one Susan

You’re like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit

oh, worm?

how jack gets into character with chase:

how we prepare to see chase in his next video

He wants to explore each of the characters on their own first and progress their stories before putting them all in one video but it will probably happen before the end of the year. So we’ll get ego videos, with more lore AND a bigger video!!!!!

MatPat’s theory is just that. A theory. If that’s his interpretation of events then that’s really cool!

I’m grateful we’ve had someone that big actually wanting to theorise with the rest of us and come up with his own way of looking at the lore

QUICK WHATS THAT LYING JOHNNY MEME HOW DOES IT GO

Johnny Johnny👶🏻

Yes papa?👨🏻

Eating sugar?🍬

No papa ❌

Telling lies ❓

No 🅱️apa

Open wide! ⚠️

Ah ah ah!

reminder that Jack’s Panel is tomorrow at 11am PST (which is 7pm over here in the UK) it will be streamed on the main PAX Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/pax

Boosting!

blep

things i’m good at:

But women discrimination is a myth right??

Imagine how many people’s lives they ruined. There were probably so many women that went in there knowing they destroyed that test. Yet, when they got their results back…they had to be so confused and disappointed. Mentally and emotionally, that had to be quite the blow. Anyway, this is evil.

IM THE WORST ART TEACHER DONT WATCH THIS

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU ARE THE BEST ART TEACHER EVER OMFG THANK YOU

If all teachers taught their subjects the way just taught this, I would have been more interested in what they had to say and less in just doing the bare minimum to pass a test.

thets a fecking chyeld OH MY GORD

“G-oh, that’s porn.”

I fucking love this

I lost this one time and I’m not losing it again

Holy fucking shit

Reblogging this again and again

My submission for the Big Bang! Pokemon Sides for @not-so-innocent-bi-sander‘s pokemon AU! 

Logan: Eevee Patton: Lilipup Virgil: Mimikyu Roman: Litleo

Fic Masterpost

omg look at this adorableness!!!! I still absolutely love the glow on Mimikyu’s arms and Lilipup’s tail wagging and Logan looks so determined and Roman’s pose is so dynamic and you just did such an awesome job on these!!!!

Holy crap, I LOVE THESE SO MUCH

💛💛💛💛💛