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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Dedicated to the one I love

Peter parker x reader

Summary: Peter's worried that he ruined date night by coming home in desperate need of stitches, you let him know that it's okay

W: mentions of sex, wound/injuries mention but its all fluff!

w/c: 1.5k

a/n: can be read for any spidey!

Peter is use to long nights, but he’s just not doing anything any other person his age would be doing. Most of the time when he tells people he is busy at night, their thoughts go to partying or his friends would think he was doing sort of experiment or something they deemed ‘nerdy’.

It would shock them to know he was out in the city fighting crime.

There were some things holding Peter back though. His job, his friends, Aunt May, and you. Every time he would put the mask on, your face would flash before him. You are the reason he is trying to keep the city safe, but oftentimes he would wonder if it was better to simply keep you only safe. It would be easier this way, not to mention there would be no shocking reason a villain would target you. 

But Uncle Ben’s words haunt him. Ben was an empathetic saint who made sure to pass that behavior down to his nephew, but he also would never have wanted Peter to see the crime and danger that he does know. It was like two little Peter’s on his shoulders, one saying to help the city and that's it selfish if he doesn’t, but the other would say that Peter keeping his loved one close was enough, he didn’t owe the city anything. 

But young fifteen year old Peter made the decision that the now Peter still follows: taking up the title of spiderman, and saving the city of New York. 

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a day in the life of sakusa kiyoomi (featuring you)

6:30 AM:

“omi, nooo.”

“let go. i gotta.”

“no.”

“come on, don’t be a brat,” he groans.

“if you love me, you’ll stay.” sakusa sighs, pecking your forehead softly, hand gliding over your back as he feels you against him. it’s warm and it’s home, and he’s almost tempted to stay glued to you.

almost.

“i have to go jog, i’ll be back,” he mumbles, unlatching himself despite your hands attempting to claw their way back to him. “stop that, you’re—hey! don’t smack my ass, weirdo.”

and even though his cheeks are tainted red and he’s thoroughly embarrassed, he grins to himself when he walks to the bathroom and hears your giggles.

7:20 AM:

“omi, quit picking at the calluses on your hands.”

“‘m not,” he denies through a quiet mumble, hiding his hands under the table with a pout.

“you’re hopeless.”

the plate of breakfast placed before him makes his heart flutter. sakusa can’t stop the little chuckle he lets out when he sees the strawberries assembled into a little heart on the plate.

“and you’re a cliche sap,” he teases. and when he catches the spoon you throw at him, smirking when you groan at his athleticism, he almost considers skipping practice to stay home with you.

“hurry and eat, you’ll be late.”

“i’m never late.”

“i don’t care, shut up and eat,” you huff. his chair scoots closer to yours when you settle next to him with your own plate.

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invalidating their s/o’s hard work

w/ oikawa and suna!

part 3!

(a/n: the highly requested part 3 is here !!! i hope this part does the others justice hehe😚this one only has 2 characters bc i lost motivation halfway through tho😢anyways—

all scenarios are written in the timeskip !! as always, thank you for your support everyone!💞💞💞)

oikawa

  • you knew your boyfriend was a hard worker, and you loved to encourage him
  • lately he had been working more hours than ever before and you wanted to show him that you appreciated him
  • so on your day off, you decided to surprise him
  • you made a ton of food that he liked and prepared the space for a night together
  • you set up blankets and snacks and movies; everything that you could think of
  • after spending most of the day gathering and setting things up, you sighed, awaiting his arrival

sunas is genuinely the cutest

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To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

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Here Comes The Sun 1/3

Summary: Peter Parker doesn't do dates. He doesn't crush on anyone. And that's definitely not happening with the latest person May has set him up with. Little Miss Sunshine is just so confusing, so baffling, that the only way Peter can figure her out is by spending more time with her. That's all that's happening. Right?

Warnings: AFAB!reader, language, mention of depression (will get more explicit later on).

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Peter Parker did not want to go on this date.

He didn't do dates. Or dating. Or relationships. And that was an active choice he made.

If no one was let in, no one could get hurt. More importantly, he couldn’t get hurt. And after everything Peter had been through, that was what mattered. When you literally lose the love of your life, the idea of facing heartbreak again was far from entrancing.

Besides, he had a whole schedule set up and in full swing. He’d stop by his favorite local coffee shop, work in the lab, and then at night he’d go on patrol to keep New York City safe. It was a good routine, it was his routine. To outsiders, it may seem that he wasn’t making any time for himself, but that was far from true. He was doing exactly what he wanted to do: get by in his day to day life and invest in being Spider-Man.

This routine had been going on for quite some time now. Which was why Peter was so stumped that May wouldn’t stop bringing up this girl. She's so lovely. She's so sweet. She's very smart. I'd think you'd really like her Peter.

They could be a walking goddess for all Peter cared. He wasn't interested. He was set in his routine and dating did not fit into it. He made sure of it.

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