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1/3 FEWER CRIES

THAN THE LEG

LOW FAT YO

FAT FREE YORT

VITAMINS A

WEIG

WATERS

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no language we interpretative dance like men

Finally, so sick of casual genders

lol full offense but stop policing how frequently bisexuals date either genders. just cause i’ve dated 5 girls back to back doesn’t make me a lesbian, just like another bisexual woman who has dated 5 men back to back doesn’t make her straight. being bisexual means the person has the potential to be attracted to more than one gender and that’s it. what they do with it is their business so just let us live for crying out loud let us live.

So my step brothers dog came down the stairs too fast and ran into the wall because he was excited….

WHAT A PERFECT BABY

To be fair I’ve done this too

he did nothing wrong 

When this guy found out I was adopted, he didn’t ask the 1000 question EVERYONE asks. He simply nodded and said “So you’re one of the lucky ones”. That hit me so hard because I haven’t thought of it that way before. There’s sooo many children around the world that isn’t is lucky as some are. Be thankful!

guy: whatchu smilin at ya phone for

me: *looking at pictures of myself*

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

Jessica Huang dealing with dine and dashers

me: *eats absolute trash all day but drinks a lot of water* me: being healthy is a lifestyle :)

what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing

why does she have 1 black berry and 4 iphones…