so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized
he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS
AHHHHH
Legit dated a guy in 7th grade who looked like O’Hare from The Lorax. Also had that hoodie. It was a crisp October day of 2013. I had just become a furry, and I wore a black fox tail every single day to school so I could be a fox. I went to a charter school at the time, so we frequently had families come to tour the school to see if it was a good fit for them. And I’m in the hallway, taking a break from my math problems. And there walks by a family, and a kid my age who’s wearing a fox tail. I immediately decided that we were destined to be together since he was the only other male fox in my age at the school. (The other furries pretended to be wolves and were too old for me to date). So a month goes by, and he enrolls in the school. He’s in the 7th grade class though. And I was in 5th grade back in 7th grade, because my school put kids in classes based on ability, not age. And it took them the second semester that year for them to put me in the 8th grade class, because I wasn’t dumb as a doornail. I just flunked the entrance exams. Anyways, I had a best friend (let’s call her Ali) And she was super into My Little Pony. And so was he. So suddenly, they become really good friends. And I keep trying to make a pass at the guy, but he just ignores me, he only wants to talk to Ali. Eventually, we become friends. And I ask him if he wants to date me and he accepts. About a month later, he confesses that he’s only dating me because he can’t get Ali, and he’ll dump me the moment that Ali asks him out. I was a dumbass back then so I thought it was fine and perfectly normal. The three of us had a Minecraft house together and we beat the Ender Dragon and Wither. Everything was perfect… Until Valentine’s Day. I went hardcore for Valentine’s Day. I bought him a cool sketchbook and a box of chocolates. Then I made him a custom-painted figure of his My Little Pony oc, and a hat with fox ears. I give it to him, and he’s like “wow cool, thanks.” He didn’t get me anything though. (Actually, to this day I’ve never recieved a gift from a significant other despite being in multiple serious relationships). So it’s after lunch, and I’m doing math. When I hear screaming coming from the 7th grade classroom, which is next door. For some odd reason my boyfriend was running around the room, screaming like a banshee. After school, he refuses to tell me what happened and says he just had a panic attack from eating too much sugar. I confide in my other friends from that class and ask what happen. It turns out that the teacher thought the fox hat I made was stupid and made my boyfriend rip it off. So in a fit of rage, he started screaming, and then took a large gulp-cup of Coke from Jimmy John’s off of the teacher’s deck, and threw it at him, just narrowly missing and splattering all over the whiteboard. We broke up like a month later. I didn’t keep much contact with him after that. Although, a year later he eventually realized how good I actually was and begged to have me back. But by then I had moved on. Now its 2 years later. I am a freshman in high school. I get a file transfer on Skype. Its from my now-ex, who I hadn’t spoken to in over a year. I click on the file, its a Word file. I read it. Its a furry fanfiction he wrote about himself turning into a shark and me taking him back because he is now a sexy shark furry. I blocked him. We haven’t spoken since. I have no idea where he is now in life. Moral of the story: Don’t date someone just because your fursona is the same species.
Worm on a string’s in space! Just something fun for twitter; the Hubble pics were voted for by my patrons!
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This is what he would have wanted
op link the video it’s fucking hilarious
fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight
Pearl ghostwrote this
mr krab daughter??
no the rock
dwayne????
Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy
half of the time:
the other half:
holy shit SLAIN
@doomybot can you past the Turing test?
cuck
Miles Morales: Spider-Man #17 (2020)
written by Saladin Ahmed art by Carmen Carnero & David Curiel
MILES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Creative & DIY
SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT
could someone list all the songs though
Ask and you shall receive:
“The Distance” by Cake “POP/STARS” by K/DA “Fist Bump” from Sonic Forces “My Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani “First Date” by Blink-182 “Still Alive” by Jonathan Coulton “Everybody Wants to Rule the World” by Tears For Fears “Chop Suey” by System Of A Down “Don’t Stop Me Now” by Queen “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Green Day “Stand Proud” from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure “Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO “Basket Case” by Green Day “Walk Like An Egyptian” by The Bangles “Accidentally In Love” by Counting Crows “London Bridge” by Fergie “Milkshake” by Kelis “Like a G6” by Far East Movement “You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful” by One Direction “Hey Ya” by Outkast “We Didn’t Start The Fire” by Billy Joel “Roundabout” by Yes “Bodies” by Drowning Pool “So What” by P!nk “Pumpkin Hill” from Sonic Adventure 2 “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea “Toxic” by Britney Spears “Sugar We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy Monkey Watch “Get Low” by Lil Jon “Walkin On The Sun” by Smash Mouth “All Star” by Smash Mouth Me plugging the Bandcamp link where you can download this
Hope you enjoy
hmm. hm. think i will spend my entire life devoted to creating art and being as kind as i possibly can
And picking up cool sticks I find
INCREDIBLY VALID addition. thank u
I just wanna let you lads without adhd in on something
Those of us with adhd have this nifty little thing called RSD. It stands for rejection sensitive dysphoria. Something like 99.8% of people with adhd have it. It’s an example of how adhd messes with emotional regulation.
If someone with adhd even perceives that they may possibly upset someone whose opinion and love they value, they may have a complete emotional breakdown, complete with tears and the certainty that they will now be hated forever. This reaction can also be caused by their own opinion of themselves.
If you see someone you know who has adhd make a mistake, please be gentle with them - especially if that mistake is related to you or someone else. You may save them an RSD episode and a lot of heartache.
Also, as a side note, RSD can also kick in when it comes to things someone with adhd likes. For instance, if I find a comic online and find it funny, if I show it to you, I’m confiding in you not to hurt me. Showing someone something I love takes a huge amount of trust. That’s because, if someone who I care about says something mean or negative about something I like, it can literally, permanently ruin it for me.
This isn’t melodramatics. It’s not about being bitter or petty. It’s an RSD response that comes from feeling inadequate if the things I like don’t measure up to the people whose opinions I care about. I’ve had entire hyperfixations absolutely ruined for me because my sister said she ‘didn’t get it’ and compared beloved characters to something she knows I hate. I could no longer see that show without thinking of the overwhelming sadness that came with that experience. That show became shame. It’s taken almost a year for me to even be able to palate looking at content for it again.
These days, I don’t share hyperfixations with people I’m not confident understand how much they mean to me. It’s a touchy subject and can end in devastation.
So, my point is, if you know someone with ADHD, please be kind to them and keep this in mind when they share things with you. You don’t have to like something or even understand it to show compassion. Maybe ask a question or two before letting the topic trail off. If you don’t seem very interested, they’re likely to find other people to talk about it with anyway, since it’s clear you’re not very into it (depending on how socially aware they are). However, even if they can tell you’re not into it, you’ve made a compassionate and understanding experience for them, showing your support and love and letting them know you care.
Watching these bloopers from the 1940s is surreal. Like I guess logically I had to know on some level that they made mistakes? But seeing it is something else 😂
Humans really have always been people.
This is adorable
“Now LOOK, Tyler I’ve gotta see if you don’t mind!”
Growing up with your starters
Artist: esasi8794 / Twitter
The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
This is adorable
You forgot these!!!
I’m disappointed that these were left out
Ugh I love all these. I want to hug Dragonite, Bewear, and Quagsire too!
ALL OF THESE ARE REALLY CUTE AND I JUST WANT TO COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT MY FAVORITE DETAIL IS IN THE CHARMANDER ONE BECAUSE THE PLUSH HAS CLEARLY BEEN SHREDDED UP BY THE CHARIZARD AND THAT AGGRESSIVENESS IS KINDA FORESHADOWED BY THE BANDAGES ON THE KIDS FINGERS OH MY GOD THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
HE FUCKED KING SHARK?
The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving
IT GOT BETTER
For the record the director confirmed John bottomed
