Fleeting Fancy

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The best dreams happen when you're awake. No, half awake does not count. Go to bed already.
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jibunwo

Use magz ask as excuse gush n scream whatever are think of

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frankenstein and raizels relationship is so weird bc theyre absolutely two old men with a gay thing going on but also one of the old men is a high schooler and the other one is the principal.

“why is an old man a high schooler” idk maybe high school is fun if youre thousands of years old. maybe its only fun if the guy who runs the place has devoted his entire life to making you happy and engraved “i am the captain of my fate i am the master of my soul” right next to the entrance gate even though the literal master of his soul is you and also he saved you a seat by the window even though youd been missing for over 800 years. maybe the mind reading helps.

damn now im thinking about how at the beginning frankenstein and raizels dynamic is set up pretty clearly as “an ancient and powerful being and his most loyal servant” and you dont question that bc loyal servants are something that ancient and powerful beings have but then you find out that the way this happened was that frankenstein broke into his house and pretended to be his butler in order to avoid some guys chasing him (for crimes that he absolutely committed but were probably too funny to deserve punishment) and then just. never stopped… and then in ten years he was like yeah my life belongs to him forever i think <3 LIKE DUDE? hes insane. and raizel enjoys it bc he loves insane people.

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jibunwo

Use magz ask as excuse gush n scream whatever are think of

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frankenstein and raizels relationship is so weird bc theyre absolutely two old men with a gay thing going on but also one of the old men is a high schooler and the other one is the principal.

“why is an old man a high schooler” idk maybe high school is fun if youre thousands of years old. maybe its only fun if the guy who runs the place has devoted his entire life to making you happy and engraved “i am the captain of my fate i am the master of my soul” right next to the entrance gate even though the literal master of his soul is you and also he saved you a seat by the window even though youd been missing for over 800 years. maybe the mind reading helps.

damn now im thinking about how at the beginning frankenstein and raizels dynamic is set up pretty clearly as “an ancient and powerful being and his most loyal servant” and you dont question that bc loyal servants are something that ancient and powerful beings have but then you find out that the way this happened was that frankenstein broke into his house and pretended to be his butler in order to avoid some guys chasing him (for crimes that he absolutely committed but were probably too funny to deserve punishment) and then just. never stopped… and then in ten years he was like yeah my life belongs to him forever i think <3 LIKE DUDE? hes insane. and raizel enjoys it bc he loves insane people.

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jibunwo

genuinely wild no one thought to ask “how come the principal moonlights as your butler” like there mustve been a little bit of mind control involved in that theres no way those nosy teenage morons wouldntve wanted to get to the bottom of that

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jibunwo

cant stop thinking abt it. frankenstein is like a big cat who domesticated himself

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jibunwo

theres a lot of comedy in an ancient and powerful being really wanting to go to high school but no one ever brings up the bit that would be weirdest to his friends who think hes a normal foreign teenager

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jibunwo

Use magz ask as excuse gush n scream whatever are think of

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frankenstein and raizels relationship is so weird bc theyre absolutely two old men with a gay thing going on but also one of the old men is a high schooler and the other one is the principal.

“why is an old man a high schooler” idk maybe high school is fun if youre thousands of years old. maybe its only fun if the guy who runs the place has devoted his entire life to making you happy and engraved “i am the captain of my fate i am the master of my soul” right next to the entrance gate even though the literal master of his soul is you and also he saved you a seat by the window even though youd been missing for over 800 years. maybe the mind reading helps.

damn now im thinking about how at the beginning frankenstein and raizels dynamic is set up pretty clearly as “an ancient and powerful being and his most loyal servant” and you dont question that bc loyal servants are something that ancient and powerful beings have but then you find out that the way this happened was that frankenstein broke into his house and pretended to be his butler in order to avoid some guys chasing him (for crimes that he absolutely committed but were probably too funny to deserve punishment) and then just. never stopped… and then in ten years he was like yeah my life belongs to him forever i think <3 LIKE DUDE? hes insane. and raizel enjoys it bc he loves insane people.

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jibunwo

raizel is such a funny character in the first place. hes an autistic dying old man with absolute power who just wants to go to class with his teenager friends. a guy who broke into his house ten years ago and never left tried to trick him into drinking his blood and he knew it was there and drank it anyway. his bestie put him in a coma for 820 years and he still considered them besties after he woke up. sometimes the lord of nobles sent his daughter to his house and he would sit across the table from her in silence for days on end until she left. he gets lost in the grocery store

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superohclair

funniest things that happened in The Diplomat

  • hal, incensed by the procedural policy that the title of ambassador is not conferred until one physically assumes the post and receives the credentialed invitation, begins to handwrite "ambassador" before kate's name on her business cards by hand
  • is so bad at writing things by hand that it reads as "ambulance"
  • kate not being able to catch a clue if it smacked her in the face
  • kate eating hal's discarded breakfast like a trash racoon
  • kate beating the shit out of hal with her shoes on the lawn of winfield house in plain view of her secret service detail and likely the american president and/or the british prime minister should basically anyone at all casually glance out the window
  • said secret service detail watching from the balcony with binoculars rather than intervene because "we protect her, not him"
  • kate constantly walking around barefoot to the utter dismay of her staff
  • kate meeting the american president looking like she rolled around in the dirt because she quite literally rolled around in the dirt
  • kate and austin giggling over the violent death of a man
  • kate sincerely believing that gloria steinem was dead and being sincerely shocked by the truth
  • kate and hal stealing food from the prime minister's pantry
  • the prime minister catching them after having gone to the pantry to steal food himself
  • the american president ordering coffee during his private dinner with the british prime minister because he wanted to prove how quickly secret service will leap to save his life since his doctor forbade him to drink coffee ever again
  • how quickly secret service leaped to save the american president's life from coffee
  • billie's entire shtick
  • eidra and stuart's entire shtick
  • hal getting high as fuck every chance he gets
  • hal being told he doesn't have access to a private car so he decides to go for a walk to deliberately nearly get his by a car because he conveniently forgot which side of the road british cars drive and thus commandeering a personal police escort
  • nobody understanding kate's chicken scratch
  • austin and kate's entire shtick
  • eidra's hatred of surprises
  • hal being literally unable to get it up for anyone except his wife
  • hal trying to set kate up with austin
  • kate being unable to compliment a man like the feminist icon she is
  • stuart being the only person who still believes in true love
  • hal's entire kidnapping plot and the fact that no one was very concerned
  • the fact that hal wasn't even concerned
  • the fact that hal has been kidnapped several times
  • eidra being unable to compliment a man like the feminist icon she is
  • the russian ambassador's entire shtick
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PANDORA HEARTS NENDOROIDS ANNOUNCED IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2023????????

What's going on, what prompted this

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Oz and Break Nendoroids

Hello theree.

I have been working on this for a lot of hours. I made the cleaning and translation.

Repost with credits.

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This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

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cricketcat9

Always reblog Meatloaf!

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I’m legit vicbourne trash, ultimately throwing my whole time drawing fanart and of course read fanfic… but in my defence i am already a fan of Jenna (doctor who) and Rufus (the man in the high castle) and man this series just adding the fuel, love them more! 😣

Ah- and Lord Melbourne biography! I wish if someone want to make it as film or series, i mean his life literally full of angst or just adapt “The Marriage of William Ashe” (a novel inspired by Melbourne marriage) and i can die peacefully 😭

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